• Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

  • By: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Narrated by: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 11-14-12
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Macho Sauce Productions
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.7 (192 ratings)

Regular price: $18.49

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Publisher's Summary

Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor.
They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce.
They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn.
They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation.
So they just love Alfonzo Rachel.
Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement. Poverty pimps, Afrocentrics, RINOs, Demon-crats, whatevuh...all of you jive turkeys better watch out! 'Cause Zo's about to drop some truth bombs up in here!
©2012 Alfonzo Rachel (P)2012 Alfonzo Rachel
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Critic Reviews

"What’s always kind of fascinated me about Zo is the fact that he’s funny without ever making jokes. Most of the time he’s just disassembling the opposition with a sort of good-natured logic. I don’t even know why it’s amusing, but it is. Maybe because the left’s reasoning is so silly that, when Zo exposes it, its natural absurdity comes out. In any case, the guy is just a pleasure to spend time with." (Andrew Klavan, Best Selling author Social/Political commentator)
"Zo's distillations are breathtaking and so funny.....I was stunned for hours by the most provocative, riveting and cohesive social statements that I’ve read in the last twenty years. Zo touched, in some way...everything.....with such focus and force....I laughed so hard on the plane people thought I was crazy!" (Dwight Schultz, Actor, A-Team, Star Trek, Radio talk show host)
"Zo has powerful things to say, and when he says them he says them in such a straightforward, honest and truthful way that the sound you hear ringing in your ears is simply the ring of truth, clearly and bravely uttered." (Bill Whittle, Social/Poitical Commentator)
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5 out of 5 stars
By Gary on 12-24-12

Zo hit it

Have you listened to any of Alfonzo Rachel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I've listened to Zo on YouTube before and decided to get his book to get all his "rants" in one place. He has given a lot of thought to what he says and makes a lot of sense. If you don't agree with him but remain a little open-minded then you can appreciate where he comes from and what he says.

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5 of 5 people found this review helpful

4 out of 5 stars
By Hans on 08-18-16

Zo is great showing fault in the liberal narrative

Heard about this book through Zo's Youtube videos. A very entertaining and thought provoking take on conservatism vs. liberalism. He is very good at creating analogies that make the point in an entertaining way. The chapter on religion was a little much for me to get through, but the rest of the book was thoroughly enjoyable.

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1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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