Of Thee I Zing

  • by Laura Ingraham
  • Narrated by Laura Ingraham, Raymond Arroyo
  • 7 hrs and 31 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

While Laura Ingraham was walking through a Northern Virginia shopping mall one Saturday afternoon, it all became clear to her. Everywhere she turned, she saw signs of the impending disaster: zombie teens texting each other across a café table; a man having his eyebrows threaded at a kiosk; a 50ish woman shoe-horned into a tube top and skinny jeans; and a storefront ad featuring a Victoria's Secret model spilling out of her push-up bra and into the faces of young passersby. Ingraham wondered to herself, "Is this it? Is this what our forefathers fought for? What my parents struggled for? I wonder if Victoria's Secret is still having that two-for-one sale?"
A menacing force surrounds us. We see it, we feel it, we know it. The country we love is in grave peril. While politicians and "experts" prattle on about the debt crisis at home, and terrorism abroad, a more insidious homegrown threat is emerging. It endangers our future and undermines our present. The uncomfortable truth: We have become our own worst enemy. The culture we have created is now turning on us. We're on the verge of drowning in our ignorance, arrogance, gluttony… can you believe there are only three shots of vanilla in a Caramel Macchiato?!?
Now, in an act of patriotic intervention, the most-listened-to woman in talk radio casts her satirical eye upon all that ails American society. In this sharp-witted, comic romp, Laura Ingraham takes you on a guided tour through 10 levels of our cultural hell.
You know we're in trouble when:

Airplane seats shrink - just as the passengers expand.
Celebrity baby names go from the peculiar (Apple, Stetson, and Daisy Boo) to the pathetic (Bamboo, Blanket, and Bronx).
People meticulously tend their virtual crops on Farmville, while their children eat takeout.
"Breaking News" usually means it happened yesterday.
The weddings last longer than the marriages.
Facebook has become a verb and reading has become an ancient art form.
Of Thee I Zing is cultural commentary too funny to ignore, igniting a national conversation long past due. America, your cultural recovery begins here.

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Laura Is brilliant. As usual.

If you could sum up Of Thee I Zing in three words, what would they be?

Politics is serious stuff. Sometimes it's hard to understand Laura breaks it down and makes you laugh at the same time. Wear a seat belt while listening to this one.


What did you like best about this story?

The author's use of homor to bring the facts out.


Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No. Break it up.


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- Amazon Customer "davr1@optimum"

Wonderful and refreshing

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Excellent book. Says in words what we are all thinking. Would recommend it to anyone with a brain.


Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Drop dead funny!! My husband asked what I was listening to because I laughed until I cried.


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- Connie

Book Details

  • Release Date: 07-12-2011
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio