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Publisher's Summary

Meg Langslow knew the fan convention for her actor-boyfriend's hit television series was going to be the ultimate in weird. But she came along because she figured Michael could use an occasional dose of sanity, and because it was an inspired place to sell her hand-crafted weapons. And so far, she was dealing pretty well with the costumed fans camped outside, the batch of escaped parrots and monkeys frolicking throughout the hotel, and the minefield of egos lurking behind the show's success. But soon after Meg goes head-to-head with egomaniacal series star Tamerlaine Wynncliffe-Jones, the "Queen B" turns up brutally murdered. Now, with Michael in the running as prime suspect, Meg will go up against an all-star cast of not-even-innocent parties, hidden identities, and buried motives. And she'll cross swords with a deviously obsessed murderer determined to write her out of this picture for good.
©2004 Donna Andrews (P)2004 Books on Tape, Inc.
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Critic Reviews

"Perfectly showcases Donna Andrews' gift for deadpan comedy." (Denver Post)
"Laughter, more laughter, we need laughter, so Donna Andrews is giving us We'll Always Have Parrots...to help us survive February." (Washington Times)
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5 out of 5 stars
By Thea & Eric on 09-29-08

Hilarious!!!!

I am so happy to have found the books by Donna Andrews. They make me laugh until I cry.

Love love love them!

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

3 out of 5 stars
By Farrell on 01-14-13

nice and quirky

Fun little story. Good Quirky Characters. The mystery wasn't bad and there was a twist at the end.

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3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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