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Publisher's Summary

Jasmine is arrested for performing a bootleg vampire facelift in her modded-out steampunk caravan.
She's thrilled, because it's worked out exactly as she planned.
Jasmine has mastered moonlighting.
She's a steampunk inventor, a cosmetician, and a gene-hacking florist.
And then there's her real job: exposing evil corps and dodgy clinics.
When Jasmine, the head of Alba - an underground biopunk organisation - is tipped off that something morally dubious is happening at the city's most luxurious high-tech spa, she takes it upon herself to investigate, and discovers a whole lot more than she bargained for.
(Warning: Contains colorful language and sex.)
©2017 Janita Lawrence (P)2018 Janita Lawrence
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4 out of 5 stars
By cosmitron on 04-19-18

A fun quick read.

What did you love best about The Stepford Florist?

It was very original and entertaining.

What did you like best about this story?

The quirky view of the future and the mixture of characters.

Have you listened to any of Jenni Blythe’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

No but she is a very good narrator.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

n/a

Any additional comments?

This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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13 of 13 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By ldybkpr on 05-24-18

A good steampunk mystery

Never had read anything regarding Steampunk but I received this and thought I would check it out. I was pleasantly surprised. The writing of the story is excellent and the narration is just as good. For it being a short novella the characters were well developed as well as the story The setting is in the future where there are hybrid flowers and plants as well as everyone has smart homes. Jasmine, who is head of the Alba organization, is the heroine that goes undercover at a high tech spa to find out whats going on. She is very smart and funny. The story has plenty of action as well as humor and some twists. It was a very enjoyable book. I recommend it to everyone whether you like the genre or not. You might just change you mind after reading/listening this one.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.

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2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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4 out of 5 stars
By Simon on 04-15-18

Great book but not sure about the narrator

I was given this for free to give an honest review.

The book itself is a brilliant short read, although I really couldn't get on with the narrator.

It is a nice short listen which was perfect for my commute as I listened to it in a day.

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1 of 1 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By TerryHeth on 04-12-18

Great story

So unusual & the descriptions of the clothes and tattoos are amazing.
A mystery to solve and people to read! Great main character.
I really enjoyed this. The storyline was fab. Considering it’s a short so much was packed into it.
The narrator was better when two characters were talking or part of the story, otherwise it was as if story was being read out.
I have to say this did not stop me enjoying it, def worth listening too.

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