Honky Tonk Samurai : Hap Collins/Leonard Pine

  • by Joe R. Lansdale
  • Narrated by Christopher Ryan Grant
  • Series: Hap Collins/Leonard Pine
  • 10 hrs and 13 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Now the basis of the new series on SundanceTV.
Only Hap and Leonard would catch a cold case with hot cars, hot women, and ugly skinheads.
The story starts simply enough when Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican with an addiction to Dr. Pepper, are working a freelance surveillance job in East Texas. The uneventful stakeout is coming to an end when the pair witness a man abusing his dog. Leonard takes matters into his own fists, and now the bruised dog abuser wants to press charges.
One week later, a woman named Lilly Buckner drops by their new PI office with a proposition: Find her missing granddaughter, or she'll turn in a video of Leonard beating the dog abuser. The pair agrees to take on the cold case and soon discover that the used car dealership where her granddaughter worked is actually a front for a prostitution ring. The mystery of her disappearance only deepens from there.
Filled with Lansdale's trademark whip-smart dialogue, relentless pacing, and unorthodox characters, Honky Tonk Samurai is a rambunctious thrill ride by one hell of a writer.


What the Critics Say

"Employing an East Texas drawl, narrator Christopher Grant ably gives voice to the mismatched investigators and their longtime friends and allies, along with ne'er-do-wells.... Grant's laconic delivery helps provide a Dust Bowl feel to this suspenseful production, right through its twist of an ending." (AudioFile)


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First things first might as well get it out of the way, Phil Gigante is not the narrator of this book after a long a successful history of narrating Joe R. Lansdale books a change had to be made (see last part of review for more info as to why) Christoper Ryan Grant does a decent job of filling in those giant boots though. He didn't have the range of Gigante but does a passable good ol boys accent which seems to fit the setting, maybe a bit more deep south vs South/South western. But it doesn't distract from the story which is the most important thing.

Story wise Lansdale remains at the top of his game. The language of these books have always been their strong parts and Honky Tonk Samurai carries that forward. There are absurdist moments, that literally had me laughing out loud in the check out line while listening on my ipod. In many ways you know what you are going to get when listen to a Hap and Leonard novel, the two long time friends who are the laid back get along to get by type of guys are pulled into some form of trouble/mystery and have to fight curse and con their way out of it. I won't spoil things but will say there are some significant changes to the formula in Honky Tonk that break the status quo and may point to end game for the dynamic duo. The story features many series favorites putting in appearances including the fun and cocky Jim Bob Luke, the grizzled veteran Martin and of course the tough as nails but still manages to be sexy Brett.

I would say, you would enjoy the story if this is your first Hap and Leonard novel, but you will get a much deeper appreciation if you have been following the series up to this point, as it does touch on themes and relationships that have developed over the history of the two main characters. Either way give it a go you will not be disappointed, and if you have even 1 funny bone in your body it will be tickled.

Many are upset about the departure of Phil Gigante who readings of these books have helped to shape the identities of the characters within. But before you judge the book or audible too harshly take a second and enter his name into google and you will understand why he isn't doing the book and I actually applaud audible for getting rid of his services even knowing that it will probably lead to some negative reviews. So while its a loss talent wise, there is a gain in integrity and I look forward to hearing more Lansdale books by Christopher Ryan Grant in the future.
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- Colin

No masterpiece.

What was most disappointing about Joe R. Lansdale’s story?

The tone it was written in. It was somehow off-hand and lazy and nobody really came across as likable. The story, while on the outset interesting, fell flat and I wasn't rooting for anyone. Hap and Leonard appeared to be, if anything, tired and off their game. The prose felt forced and where I used to laugh or at least chuckle a book or two ago, I could only shake my head this time.

What three words best describe Christopher Ryan Grant’s performance?

It was okay. Phil Gigante would have been my preference, as others already noted, but Grant isn't so bad either.

What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?


Any additional comments?

Hap and Leonard surely are the golden goose for Lansdale, and he certainly deserves his success. This book just felt like fan-service to me and lazily done at that. Too bad. Question in general: why isn't there an audio-book of the full-length book before that, Devil Red?

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- Atalpu "kari-kani"

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-02-2016
  • Publisher: Hachette Audio