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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Brackish Waters
- By: Matt Boren
- Narrated by: Christina Applegate
- Length: 1 hr and 55 mins
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When Kate wins an item at her children’s elementary school auction - an all-inclusive trip to SeaView at Sandpiper Bay - she thinks it’s just what her family needs after a decade of career disappointments and a marriage on its last legs. She has no reason to believe that said trip is a Fyre Festival-level fraud and, in fact, the catalyst to her unraveling. But it is. Oh, but it is.
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Christina Applegate is everything
- By Julie on 03-21-21
By: Matt Boren
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Benefits with Friends
- Starring Mae Martin and Sabrina Jalees
- By: Mae Martin, Sabrina Jalees
- Narrated by: Mae Martin, Sabrina Jalees
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Sex, money, religion...all topics that we’re told to avoid in polite company. But exactly the kind of conversations you should be having with your bestie, according to best friends of more than 20 years, Mae Martin (Feel Good) and Sabrina Jalees (Roast Battle). Romantic couples are often guided through the conversations they should be having before committing to each other–but what are the topics that best friends should be covering to truly get to know each other?
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This was amazing - season 2 please?!
- By friday on 03-18-24
By: Mae Martin, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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To Die For
- A Novel
- By: Joyce Maynard
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Piper Goodeve, Carly Robins, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Local weather reporter Suzanne Maretto craves nothing more than to transcend life at her suburban cable television news station and follow in the footsteps of her idol: Barbara Walters. When she concludes that her unglamorous husband is getting in the way of her dream of stardom, the solution seems obvious: Get rid of him. She seduces a 15-year-old admirer, Jimmy, and persuades him to do her dirty work. Mission accomplished, Suzanne takes to the airwaves in her new role as grieving widow, in search of a TV deal. If that means selling Jimmy down the river, she’s ready.
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Great movie, even better book
- By RueRue on 12-19-23
By: Joyce Maynard
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- Anonymous User
- 06-06-20
Hilarious and heart melting!
Loved this book! It is so funny, but my heart breaks for Logan. I can't wait to listen to the rest of the series. SOOOO GOOOOOD!
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- Zena
- 01-08-16
Fire Hot
Now I really don't know which of Ms.Hart's series I like better. I love them all.
Final Notice went beyond my expectations with just the right amount of intrigue and humour and fire-hot tension - just enough to keep me on my toes.
Seriously, do yourself a favor and read or listen to this book. It's well worth it!
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- Bookgyrl
- 02-07-20
Great
I read this book in 2015 but during recovery from an operation I decided to listen to my audible version. The narrator does a good job.
I love this series and highly recommend.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-23-19
Final Notice
Great Story. It is full of humor and made me laugh. Loved the narrator. I enjoyed the mystery and loved the ending.
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- Jeanie Jackson
- 10-02-19
Laughed to and only cried a little
As much as I adored Final Notice from the first time I read it on my ebook, I enjoyed listening to the Audible version narrated by Suzanne Cerreta even more. That is saying a lot since I am not a big fan of audio books, or at least I had not been before now, and I am a big fan of the series. Final Notice by Jennifer L. Hart is without a doubt the best audio book I have had the pleasure of listening to. Now I have to get the other Audible books in the Damaged Goods series, and maybe try a few other audio books.
Damaged Goods is a limited series of only three books and one novella, but it is one of my favorites. I love cozy mysteries that do not fit the mold and this series is in a class of its own. Between Jackie Parker's sass and Suzanne Cerreta delightful presentation, I laughed until the last page and only cried a little. Ms. Hart gets all the credit for my swooning over both Luke and Logan.
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- Annika
- 09-21-19
Great start to a series!
Final Notice was a a book I requested to try out a new author and narrator. And was a gamble that really paid off. I had a great time listening to this cozy mystery and getting to know this family.
This book follows Jackie, her husband Logan and his brother Luke. Together they have formed a property management team, tough very reluctantly on some parts. There's a lot of tension in the team and secrets that have been buried for years. And when dead bodies starts to appear at the different sites, things take a turn for the worse.
There is a bit of a love triagle going on between the main characters. I'm not entirely sure what to think of it or where the author is going with it, I just hope it's not something that will be dragged on for books and books. For now though, I'm keeping an open mind.
Suzanne Cerreta is a phenominal narrator, or performer I should say. Her wide range of voices makes the listen effortless. And the feelings she added to the narration was always on point for the momentdepicted in the book. She truly took this book to another level and I can't wait to listsen to more of her in the future.
A copy of this book was generously gifted to me by the author.
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- BikeVON
- 09-24-17
A fantastic funny story
This is the funny cozy mystery. Jackie is married to Luke and Logan is her brother-in-law. Jackie is an attractive woman with full double d’s and a curvy figure. She is trailer trash who has went on to make something of her life and does not take shit from anyone. Her infectious personality facilitates her making friends. Her husband and brother-in-law are drop dead gorgeous with loving wealthy parents and they love her.
Damaged Goods is their new family business. The laughs start their first case, where they discover a dead body, to find a tenant who gets high on fecal matter. Their arguments are serious, should they drop a case, to banal personnel decisions; fire Jackie. Despite what-ever happens, Parkers are family, family sticks together and Jackie is center stage.
For Luke and Logan this is an opportunity for them to work together as brothers. For Jackie, it is time for her and Luke to really spend time in their marriage. He was in the war for most of their seven years of marriage; they have not had time enough to fight about how to dispense the toothpaste.
There are a sets of extended family members who are entertaining and deadly. You will not be able to put it down or stop laughing.
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- Nicole
- 11-14-19
Loved it!
Loved this book and the narrator (seems sort of rare nowadays that they can pronounce and read well). Great mystery and storyline! Can’t wait to see where damaged goods goes from here!
I received a free copy and left a voluntary review
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- Blackeagle
- 10-12-19
Mischief and mysteries
Final Notice is a fun fast paced book full of mischief, crazy jobs and mysteries. The book is full of fun twist and turns. I love the storyline and the crazy but strong characters. The narrator is excellent. The book is descriptive it almost makes me feel like I am apart of the action on the page.
This is my first book by this author but certainly not my last. This book is a highly recommended must read. I received this book at my request and this is my voluntary honest review.
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- Camille
- 08-25-16
great storyline
love triangle, mystery, murder, family issues, feminism and a good laugh! will be getting g the "damaged goods" series to listen to asap
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