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Carjacked and snatched by escaped mass murderer Terrence Hingle, timid diner waitress Tilly Mulvehill becomes the meat in a maniac sandwich when she and her kidnapper encounter the deranged Ritter twins, Dwayne and Dwight. As Tilly fights for her life, she soon discovers that sometimes the only choice you have is to do or die...to Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet. This pulpy Southern Gothic thriller takes no prisoners as it roars towards its gruesome conclusion.
©2015 Comet Press (P)2016 Adam Howe
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By Tad B. on 02-07-17

Horror x 3

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This book is made up of three horror novellas, each with their own distinct stories/characters/theme. All three exceeded my expectations and, while definitely thrilling, were also quite hilarious at times as well. I'd recommend this collection to anyone who enjoys a fun, upbeat type of horror. Joe Hempel is the best voice narrator on audible!<br/><br/>I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.

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By Deedra on 03-10-17

Die dog

I enjoyed 2 of 3 stories.The last one being the best.Joe Hempel is a fine narrator for all the voices needed.I was provided this book free by the author, narrator or publisher.

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By Thomas Joyce on 02-21-17

Action-packed, thoroughly entertaining, great fun!

What made the experience of listening to Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet the most enjoyable?

The writing is superb and the delivery by the narrator compliments the author's words to create a very enjoyable audio book.

What did you like best about this story?

The voices of the characters in each story. The author does a great job of creating very believable, very genuine characters, from the protagonists to the smallest of characters.

Which scene did you most enjoy?

If I had to pick just one then it would be the finale of Damn Dirty Ape. But there are scenes in each of the three novellas that were very enjoyable. And the way the author structured the title story is brilliant.

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I certainly laughed out loud at much of the inner dialogue of Reggie Levine in Damn Dirty Ape. And some of the more gross-out scenes in Die Dog or Eat The Hatchet even made me chuckle with morbid humour. Indeed, there are scenes in each of the stories that made me laugh. I think this is just the author's style.

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By Danny Farham on 02-02-17

Pulpy Madness!

These three novellas were brilliant. If you like Joe Lansdale's work, or if you just like pulp in general, then you are gonna love this. Dark, violent and very funny. The narrator was superb also.

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