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Publisher's Summary

I do love my husband. To death. I love him so much that I've waited a whole year (minus one day) for Killing Kurtis Day to arrive. Tomorrow it will finally be here and I'm giddy with anticipation.
Don't judge me, you don't know the whole story. I reckon that if you were in my shoes, you'd kill your husband, too.
This audiobook is recommended for listeners ages 18 and over due to some adult content and situations.
©2015 Lauren Rowe (P)2015 SoCoRo Publishing
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3 out of 5 stars
By V from Kansas on 09-03-16

Not What I expected

I'm sorry, I usually love this author but this novel?; not so much. I guess I expected the bad guys to ultimately get what was coming to them not that innocent people would be killed out of greed and that the one that perpetrated the evil would get everything they wanted, in the end. I guess I'm just too Midwestern old fashion and perhaps somewhat naive. But if the only way to acomplish your dreams is to hurt other people and step on their dead bodies on the way up, then I am going to stay in my little piece of the bible belt and do things the old fashioned way.
-V from Kansas

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5 out of 5 stars
By erobbins33 on 09-18-15

Outstanding!

What made the experience of listening to Countdown to Killing Kurtis the most enjoyable?

The narrator was hilarious! I read this in ebook format first, and laughed til I cried, but the audio is ten times better!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Buttercup, because she is so 'matter-of-fact' throughout the whole story, that she's going to kill her husband. Her euphemisms are downright hilarious!

Have you listened to any of Lauren Rowe’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I listened to the first book of the Club series. that was a dual-narration, and really good, too. Countdown is still my favorite, though.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, but unfortunately life got in the way.

Any additional comments?

If you haven't read or listened to this book, do so immediately!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Emma Precious White on 06-04-16

Amazing !

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I have finished listening to this today... I have loved it so much and wasn't till I finished did I realise Lauren Rowe narrated it.!!!! Oh my Buttercup it is a must read or better still listen to it

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