• Blah Blah Blah

  • Stories About Clams, Swamp Monsters, Pirates & Dogs
  • By: Bill Harley
  • Narrated by: Bill Harley
  • Length: 1 hr
  • Unabridged
  • Release date: 02-15-07
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Empyrean Records
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.4 (48 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Here it is! The recording fans have been asking for! A recording that contains the hilarious and completely captivating tale of Dirty Joe, a pirate who steals socks, and his equally odious sister, Stinky Annie, who steals underwear.
Also on this recording is an audio version of "Joey, Chloe, and the Swamp Monsters".
On this recording:

The Ballad of Dirty Joe
King of the Clams
Bow Wow Wow
Joey, Chloe and the Swamp Monsters
(P)2005 Round River Records, under license to Empyrean Records (A Wishing Tree Records Group Company). All rights reserved.
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Critic Reviews

Grammy Award Winner
2006 Parents' Choice Gold
2006 NAPPA Honors
"Blah Blah Blah shows this master storyteller at his best." (MetroKids)
"His spot-on delivery is confirmation that Bill Harley really and truly, honest to goodness cross your heart, knows what makes kids laugh." (Parents' Choice)
"Another virtuoso performance by one-man dynamo Bill Harley. You'll never look at clams or pirates the same way again. Keep this hilarious audio at the ready in your car for the inevitable requests." (National Parenting Publications Awards)
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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful
5 out of 5 stars
By Tracie on 03-04-07

Fun for kids and adults

Very imaginative. Great visuals for kids. Narration was clear and clever. Some swampy monsters and underwear talk, but the boys loved it.

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

1 out of 5 stars
By Steve Kelem on 04-29-08


I've been a Bill Harley fan for about 15 years, having seen him perform at story-telling festivals, and other venues.

My kids (7, 9, and 12) like him too.
We listened to this recording on a car trip and were all disappointed. The material just wasn't very funny or interesting. My kids said it was "just dumb".
After listening to a half hour of "Blah, Blah, Blah", and a half hour of James Michener's "Alaska" they said they would rather listen to Michener.

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3 of 4 people found this review helpful

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