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Publisher's Summary

"'Cause maybe I'll be a gorilla masseuse
Or an artist who sculpts out of chocolate mousse
Or a rodeo clown or a movie director
Or maybe professional pickle inspector....

Billy's classmates may have never considered careers in snail training or sumo wrestling before, but by the time the exuberant eight-year-old is done cataloging his dream jobs, they just might share his belief in unlimited potential!
Virtuoso wordplay, irresistible rhythm, and laugh-out-loud humor abound in the first kids' book by the one and only "Weird Al" Yankovic. This unbridled celebration of creativity and possibility invites listeners of all ages to consider afresh what they want to be when they grow up.
©2011 Weird Al Yankovic (P)2011 HarperCollins Publishers
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5 out of 5 stars
By Christopher on 05-23-16

Weird Al Yankovich....

...all i can say about how well read, is it's done by Weird Al, that's enough said!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Aaron on 08-16-12

A wacky little story with TONS of energy

'Weird Al' Yankovic is an entertaining fellow, and his performance in reading his story is worth the price regardless of the content. The story itself is pretty good too, though not one I would have made much note of if it wasn't for the name on the cover. My 8-year-old thought it was hilarious. Probably a bit too rowdy for bedtime, however. :)

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By LittleForestOwl on 04-15-15

A wonderful children's story

My son loved this book. It really made him laugh. It's great to see this man is as entertaining as ever, for a new generation.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Anthony on 11-26-13

Great for children

My son really enjoyed this audiobook, it was extremely funny. Weird Al was great, made the story even better. Would recommend to anyone with small children.

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