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Publisher's Summary

A humorous fantasy adventure from the Godmother of fantasy, Diana Wynne Jones. Winner of the Mythopoeic Fantasy Award for Children’s Literature in 1999. A humorous fantasy from Diana Wynne Jones.
In a world next door to ours, the tourist industry is devastating the population by its desire to experience all the fantasy clichés - Dark Lords, impoverished villages, dragons etc.The Head of the University resolves to shut the tours down; the only problem being the ruthless tour-master - and his all-powerful demons. To save them all, the incompetent wizard Derk is appointed as Dark Lord in the hope that he will ruin the tours, and sure enough proceeds to fail at everything due to his general uselessness. But can failing at everything lead to a win this time?
©2013 Diana Wynne Jones (P)2013 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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Critic Reviews

For Diana Wynne Jones:
“…Her hallmarks include laugh-aloud humour, plenty of magic and imaginative array of alternate worlds. Yet, at the same time, a great seriousness is present in all of her novels, a sense of urgency that links Jones’s most outrageous plots to her readers’ hopes and fears…” (Publishers Weekly)
“Truly magical – guaranteed to leave you gasping – even hotter than Potter" (The Bookseller)
For The Merlin Conspiracy:
“The characterisation is first rate, the ideas are fabulous … This is fantasy at its most inventive – canny, funny and far-reaching.” (The Telegraph)
“A curiosity shop of a book … a pleasure to lose yourself in.” (The Sunday Times)
The Merlin Conspiracy is Wynne Jones on top form … [her] powerful narrative and her ability to create extraordinary charachers with real emotions make her more than a worthy rival to J K Rowling.” (Financial Times)
“A must for all Wynne Jones fans, past, present and future.” (Limited Edition)
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4 out of 5 stars
By Ms on 02-07-14

Odd accents!

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An acceptable reading of a favourite book - but why do siblings all raised together in one family have accents ranging from RP to cod French, via Liverpool and Mummerset?! The impression given is that the narrator did not understand what he was reading...

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4 out of 5 stars
By merrylon on 11-24-14

Sending up the fantasy cliches

This tongue-in-cheek story by Diana Wynne Jones is a real delight; fantasy lovers will recognise all their favourite ingredients in a very different mix.

Jonathan Broadbent as the reader does pretty well on the whole, though some of the (director's?) decisions are a little weird. The story revolves around a large family, and various members are differentiated by regional accent. This no doubt helped the reader keep track, but it does seem a bit of a stretch! Particularly odd is the choice for Colette -- she gets a French (!) accent, presumably because of her name, even though she is simply another family member. And I did find myself wishing someone had bothered to look up the pronunciation of "stasis" (nothing to do with stars!).

Still, those are just niggles; overall, a most enjoyable weekend listen.

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