-
Snot Monster
- Narrated by: Adam Bradley
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Snot Monster
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 192,518
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 168,944
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 168,431
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Neverwhere
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41,366
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34,925
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34,868
Richard Mayhew is a young man with a good heart and an ordinary life, which is changed forever when he stops to help a girl he finds bleeding on a London sidewalk. His small act of kindness propels him into a world he never dreamed existed. There are people who fall through the cracks, and Richard has become one of them. And he must learn to survive in this city of shadows and darkness, monsters and saints, murderers and angels, if he is ever to return to the London that he knew.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Truly outstamding!
- By RJT on 10-27-07
By: Neil Gaiman
-
The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,568
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,313
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,315
Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
-
Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel
- By: Disney Press, A. W. Jantha
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,210
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,064
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,058
Shortly after moving to Salem, Massachusetts, Max Dennison finds himself in hot water when he accidentally releases a coven of witches from the afterlife. Max, his sister, and his new friends must find a way to stop the witches from carrying out their evil plan. Twenty-five years later, Max and Allison's 17-year-old daughter, Poppy, finds herself face-to-face with the Sanderson sisters in all their sinister glory. When Halloween celebrations don't quite go as planned, it's a race against time as Poppy and her friends fight to save her family and all of Salem from the witches' latest vile scheme.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
These characters deserved SO much more!
- By Edie on 08-29-18
By: Disney Press, and others
-
Akata Witch
- Akata Witch Series, Book 1
- By: Nnedi Okorafor
- Narrated by: Yetide Badaki
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,728
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,458
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,456
Twelve-year-old Sunny lives in Nigeria, but she was born American. Her features are African, but she has albinism. She's a terrific athlete but can't go out into the sun to play soccer. There seems to be no place where she fits in. And then she discovers something amazing - she is a "free agent" with latent mystical power.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
imaginative!
- By A^3 on 04-26-18
By: Nnedi Okorafor
-
The Fairy-Tale Detectives
- The Sisters Grimm
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,512
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,199
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,223
The recently orphaned Sisters Grimm find out from their Granny, who they thought was dead, that they're descendents of the legendary Brothers Grimm. Now they must take over the family responsibility of being fairy tale detectives in a town where fairy tales are real. Their first case: a giant is destroying the town and it may have something to do with a boy named Jack and a certain famous beanstalk.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
GIANTS ARE REALLY STINKY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-18-17
By: Michael Buckley
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 192,518
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 168,944
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 168,431
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Neverwhere
- By: Neil Gaiman
- Narrated by: Neil Gaiman
- Length: 13 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 41,366
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34,925
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34,868
Richard Mayhew is a young man with a good heart and an ordinary life, which is changed forever when he stops to help a girl he finds bleeding on a London sidewalk. His small act of kindness propels him into a world he never dreamed existed. There are people who fall through the cracks, and Richard has become one of them. And he must learn to survive in this city of shadows and darkness, monsters and saints, murderers and angels, if he is ever to return to the London that he knew.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Truly outstamding!
- By RJT on 10-27-07
By: Neil Gaiman
-
The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,568
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,313
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,315
Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
-
Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel
- By: Disney Press, A. W. Jantha
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,210
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,064
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,058
Shortly after moving to Salem, Massachusetts, Max Dennison finds himself in hot water when he accidentally releases a coven of witches from the afterlife. Max, his sister, and his new friends must find a way to stop the witches from carrying out their evil plan. Twenty-five years later, Max and Allison's 17-year-old daughter, Poppy, finds herself face-to-face with the Sanderson sisters in all their sinister glory. When Halloween celebrations don't quite go as planned, it's a race against time as Poppy and her friends fight to save her family and all of Salem from the witches' latest vile scheme.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
These characters deserved SO much more!
- By Edie on 08-29-18
By: Disney Press, and others
-
Akata Witch
- Akata Witch Series, Book 1
- By: Nnedi Okorafor
- Narrated by: Yetide Badaki
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,728
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,458
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,456
Twelve-year-old Sunny lives in Nigeria, but she was born American. Her features are African, but she has albinism. She's a terrific athlete but can't go out into the sun to play soccer. There seems to be no place where she fits in. And then she discovers something amazing - she is a "free agent" with latent mystical power.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
imaginative!
- By A^3 on 04-26-18
By: Nnedi Okorafor
-
The Fairy-Tale Detectives
- The Sisters Grimm
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,512
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,199
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,223
The recently orphaned Sisters Grimm find out from their Granny, who they thought was dead, that they're descendents of the legendary Brothers Grimm. Now they must take over the family responsibility of being fairy tale detectives in a town where fairy tales are real. Their first case: a giant is destroying the town and it may have something to do with a boy named Jack and a certain famous beanstalk.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
GIANTS ARE REALLY STINKY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-18-17
By: Michael Buckley
-
The Magic Shop
- By: Justin Swapp
- Narrated by: Steve Barnes
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 104
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 100
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 99
Marcus and his twin sister, Ellie, live in the loft above their grandparents' magic shop - the one all the rumors are about. Soon the children are thrown into a world that they never knew existed. Not only is the family business a front, but Marcus learns that he has been marked as a dead man from the time he was born.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
An interesting story with some rough edges.
- By Dingo 883 on 01-11-18
By: Justin Swapp
-
Doctor Who: Scratchman
- 4th Doctor Novel
- By: Tom Baker
- Narrated by: Tom Baker
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 830
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 763
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 757
In his first-ever Doctor Who novel, Tom Baker’s incredible imagination is given free rein. A story so epic it was originally intended for the big screen, Scratchman is a gripping, white-knuckle thriller almost 40 years in the making. The Doctor, Harry and Sarah Jane Smith arrive at a remote Scottish island when their holiday is cut short by the appearance of strange creatures - hideous scarecrows who are preying on the local population. The islanders are living in fear, and the Doctor vows to save them all.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Narrated and Written by THE (4th) Doctor!!
- By NM on 01-31-19
By: Tom Baker
-
The Tent, The Bucket and Me
- By: Emma Kennedy
- Narrated by: Emma Kennedy
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 50
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 45
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 45
For the '70s child, summer holidays didn't mean the joy of CentreParcs or the sophistication of a Tuscan villa. They meant being crammed into a car with Grandma and heading to the coast. With just a tent for a home and a bucket for the necessities, we would set off on new adventures each year stoically resolving to enjoy ourselves. For Emma Kennedy, and her mum and dad, disaster always came along for the ride no matter where they went.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
5 Stars in all Categories
- By LMD in Cinnaminson, NJ on 05-15-19
By: Emma Kennedy
-
Midnight for Charlie Bone
- By: Jenny Nimmo
- Narrated by: Simon Russell Beale
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 745
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 494
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 496
Charlie doesn't want to believe it when he discovers that he can hear people in photographs talking. But his horrible aunts are delighted: it means that he is one of the chosen and must attend Bloor's Academy for gifted children. Once there, Charlie realizes that some of his classmates have equally mysterious powers, and soon Charlie is involved in uncovering the mysterious past of one of them.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Adults Take on Charlie Bone
- By Nicole on 12-07-05
By: Jenny Nimmo
-
The Afterlife Academy
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Reuben Corbett
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 37
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 34
Fans of Adam Gidwitz and Neil Gaiman will love this middle-grade adventure about two boys, a mysterious, old book with some dark secrets, and a horde of angry demons. Nothing could go wrong, right? When Walter Prairie is struck dead by a bolt of lightning, he's fast-tracked through the Afterlife Academy and assigned as a Guardian Agent to protect a High-Level Target. Walter's HLT, Charlie Dewdle, isn't the most popular kid in school. He's a bit paranormally obsessed. And he has just found an old book that could be used to open the Gateway for demons to wreak havoc on earth.' Now, it's up to Charlie and Walter to fight an eclectic horde of enemies and protect humankind at all costs. But saving the world isn't so easy.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
An Engaging Story!
- By Jessica Kramer on 04-05-18
By: Frank L. Cole
-
Moone Boy
- The Blunder Years
- By: Chris O'Dowd, Nick V. Murphy
- Narrated by: Chris O'Dowd, Nick V. Murphy
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 50
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 47
Martin Moone is 11 and completely fed up with being the only boy in a family of girls. He's desperate for a decent wingman to help him navigate his idiotic life. So when best mate Padraic suggests Martin get an imaginary friend - or IF for short - he decides to give it a go. His first attempt is Loopy Lou, a hyperactive goofball who loves writing rubbish rap songs. But Martin soon gets fed up with Lou and decides to trade in his IF for someone a little less wacky.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Listen then continue the joy watching Moone Boy
- By andrew on 06-12-21
By: Chris O'Dowd, and others
-
Avis Blackthorn: Is Not an Evil Wizard! (The Wizard Magic School Series, Book 1)
- By: Jack Simmonds
- Narrated by: Joel Froomkin
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Avis Blackthorn's family is the most evil family in all of the Seven Magical Kingdoms. The problem? Avis isn't evil. Not one bit. His magical wizarding family will do anything to make Avis's life a misery. Even the horses that pull the carriages don't like him. But he has a way out at last... Hailing Hall School for Wizards, a sanctuary, a place for good wizards, where he can make some nice, normal friends, learn magic and live a normal life, finally escaping the notoriety of the Blackthorn name... or so he thinks.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A new British Boy Wizard with his own great story.
- By Xander95 on 10-06-15
By: Jack Simmonds
-
My Sister Lives on the Mantelpiece
- By: Annabel Pitcher
- Narrated by: David Tennant
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 271
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 252
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 249
To 10-year-old Jamie, his family has fallen apart because of the loss of someone he barely remembers: his sister Rose, who died five years ago in a terrorist bombing. To his father, life is impossible to make sense of when he lives in a world that could so cruelly take away a 10-year-old girl. To Rose's surviving 15-year-old twin, Jas, every day she lives in Rose's ever-present shadow, forever feeling the loss like a limb, but unable to be seen for herself alone.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Purchased for the narrator, but found it excellent
- By Amber on 10-07-14
By: Annabel Pitcher
-
The Creature of the Pines
- The Unicorn Rescue Society, Book 1
- By: Adam Gidwitz
- Narrated by: January LaVoy, Adam Gidwitz
- Length: 2 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 48
Elliot Eisner isn't exactly thrilled with the first day at his new school. His class is going on a field trip to a creepy forest called the Pine Barrens. The trip is being led by Professor Fauna, the weirdest teacher Elliot has ever met. And the only kid who will talk to Elliot, Uchenna Devereaux, isn’t afraid of danger. She likes danger. Elliot and Uchenna are about to become part of a secret group of adventurers, the Unicorn Rescue Society, whose goal is to protect and defend the world’s mythical creatures.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
very interesting story, very short book
- By Anonymous User on 08-15-18
By: Adam Gidwitz
-
When Santa Fell to Earth
- By: Cornelia Funke
- Narrated by: Cornelia Funke
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 45
Thanks to Twinklestar, that marzipan-loving but lightning-shy reindeer, Santa and his caravan have come crashing down in a storm, just two weeks before Christmas. Luckily he's (literally!) dropped into a nice neighborhood. But Santa's not safe. The ruthless Gerold Geronimus Goblynch plans to put an end to children's wishes and turn the holiday season into his personal money-making scheme. Only Santa stands between him and his Grinch-like tricks.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Magical!
- By Amazon Customer on 12-22-08
By: Cornelia Funke
-
Demon Dentist
- By: David Walliams
- Narrated by: David Walliams, Jocelyn Jee Esien, Nitin Ganatra
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 121
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 97
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 95
Something strange is happening in Alfie's town. Instead of shiny coins from the tooth fairy, kids are waking up to dead slugs, live spiders, and other icky, terrible things under their pillows. Who would do something so horrific? Alfie is sure that Miss Root, the new dentist in town, is behind it all. There's nothing Alfie hates more than going to the dentist, but to solve this mystery, he may have to book a dreaded appointment....
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Amazing but sad
- By Anna Behnke on 02-10-23
By: David Walliams
-
A Dog Called Demolition
- By: Robert Rankin
- Narrated by: Robert Rankin
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 222
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 198
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 197
Danny: The portrait of a surreal killer. Each one of us has an invisible space alien perched upon our shoulders controlling our thoughts. This is not a good thing! Danny used to be a sad and lonely man, but now he is happy. Because now Danny has a dog of his very own. A nice big dog with a waggy tail and a smiley face. The dog’s name is Demolition but only Danny can see him. Men from The Ministry of Serendipity are monitoring Danny’s every move.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Genius
- By LawMan on 02-07-21
By: Robert Rankin
Publisher's summary
Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right?
Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on.
And finally, imagine a headless monk, with a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved.
Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about everything that could go wrong.
Or, better yet, dare to listen to Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, hear about the horrid goings-on going on...and face the terrible Snot Monster!
More from the same
Author
Related to this topic
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 192,518
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 168,944
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 168,431
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Curiosity House: The Shrunken Head
- By: Lauren Oliver, H. C. Chester
- Narrated by: Greg Steinbruner
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 76
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 67
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 67
Blessed with extraordinary abilities, orphans Philippa, Sam, and Thomas have grown up happily in Dumfrey's Dime Museum of Freaks, Oddities, and Wonders. But when a fourth child, Max, a knife thrower, joins the group, it sets off an unforgettable chain of events.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Mix the Circus and a Murder Mystery
- By Crystal on 06-23-16
By: Lauren Oliver, and others
-
Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat
- By: Lynne Jonell
- Narrated by: Lynne Jonell
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
Emmy was a good girl—too good, perhaps. The rat, whose cage sat on the counter next to Emmy’s desk, was not so good. On the other hand, he was the only one in Emmy’s class who would talk to her. The rest of the kids barely knew she existed. Even her teacher didn’t seem to know she was there! Only her nanny, the lovely-but-sinister Miss Barmy, really pays her much attention.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Amazing!
- By Amanda on 06-08-22
By: Lynne Jonell
-
Hobbes
- Unhuman Series, Books I-IV
- By: Wilkie Martin
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 40 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 184
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 153
Hobbes: Unhuman Series, Books I-IV. It contains: I - Inspector Hobbes and the Blood, II - Inspector Hobbes and the Curse, III - Inspector Hobbes and the Gold Diggers, and IV - Inspector Hobbes and the Bones.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Best Value on Audible
- By Tango on 07-10-20
By: Wilkie Martin
-
Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher
- By: Bruce Coville
- Narrated by: Bruce Coville
- Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 202
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 159
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 161
If Howard Morton and Freddie the Frog Killer were trying to hold you down so that Mary Lou Hutton could kiss you, you might run as fast as Jeremy Thatcher did the day he stumbled into Mr. Elives' Magic Shop. And if you stumbled into that strange shop, you, too, might be asked to make a choice. What would you buy? The Chinese rings? The Skull of Truth? Or the dragon's egg?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
love this book as a kid
- By Jamie wool on 11-16-17
By: Bruce Coville
-
The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 98
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 92
"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
-
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 192,518
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 168,944
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 168,431
Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
-
Curiosity House: The Shrunken Head
- By: Lauren Oliver, H. C. Chester
- Narrated by: Greg Steinbruner
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 76
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 67
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 67
Blessed with extraordinary abilities, orphans Philippa, Sam, and Thomas have grown up happily in Dumfrey's Dime Museum of Freaks, Oddities, and Wonders. But when a fourth child, Max, a knife thrower, joins the group, it sets off an unforgettable chain of events.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Mix the Circus and a Murder Mystery
- By Crystal on 06-23-16
By: Lauren Oliver, and others
-
Emmy and the Incredible Shrinking Rat
- By: Lynne Jonell
- Narrated by: Lynne Jonell
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
Emmy was a good girl—too good, perhaps. The rat, whose cage sat on the counter next to Emmy’s desk, was not so good. On the other hand, he was the only one in Emmy’s class who would talk to her. The rest of the kids barely knew she existed. Even her teacher didn’t seem to know she was there! Only her nanny, the lovely-but-sinister Miss Barmy, really pays her much attention.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Amazing!
- By Amanda on 06-08-22
By: Lynne Jonell
-
Hobbes
- Unhuman Series, Books I-IV
- By: Wilkie Martin
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell
- Length: 40 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 184
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 153
Hobbes: Unhuman Series, Books I-IV. It contains: I - Inspector Hobbes and the Blood, II - Inspector Hobbes and the Curse, III - Inspector Hobbes and the Gold Diggers, and IV - Inspector Hobbes and the Bones.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Best Value on Audible
- By Tango on 07-10-20
By: Wilkie Martin
-
Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher
- By: Bruce Coville
- Narrated by: Bruce Coville
- Length: 2 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 202
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 159
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 161
If Howard Morton and Freddie the Frog Killer were trying to hold you down so that Mary Lou Hutton could kiss you, you might run as fast as Jeremy Thatcher did the day he stumbled into Mr. Elives' Magic Shop. And if you stumbled into that strange shop, you, too, might be asked to make a choice. What would you buy? The Chinese rings? The Skull of Truth? Or the dragon's egg?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
love this book as a kid
- By Jamie wool on 11-16-17
By: Bruce Coville
-
The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 98
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 92
"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
-
Hocus Pocus and the All-New Sequel
- By: Disney Press, A. W. Jantha
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,210
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,064
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 1,058
Shortly after moving to Salem, Massachusetts, Max Dennison finds himself in hot water when he accidentally releases a coven of witches from the afterlife. Max, his sister, and his new friends must find a way to stop the witches from carrying out their evil plan. Twenty-five years later, Max and Allison's 17-year-old daughter, Poppy, finds herself face-to-face with the Sanderson sisters in all their sinister glory. When Halloween celebrations don't quite go as planned, it's a race against time as Poppy and her friends fight to save her family and all of Salem from the witches' latest vile scheme.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
These characters deserved SO much more!
- By Edie on 08-29-18
By: Disney Press, and others
-
The Candy Shop War
- By: Brandon Mull
- Narrated by: Emily Janice Card
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,568
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,313
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,315
Welcome to the Sweet Tooth Ice Cream & Candy Shoppe, where the confections are a bit on the... unusual side. Rock candy that makes you weightless. Jawbreakers that make you unbreakable. Chocolate balls that make you a master of disguise. Four young friends - Nate, Summer, Trevor, and Pigeon - meet the grandmotherly Mrs. White, owner of the Sweet Tooth, and soon learn about the magical side effects of her candies.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Entertaining for grade schoolers and their parents
- By D.R. on 07-08-13
By: Brandon Mull
-
The Accidental Sorcerer
- Rogue Agent, Book 1
- By: K. E. Mills
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 261
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 146
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 144
Gerald Dunwoody is a wizard. Just not a particularly good one. He's blown up a factory, lost his job, and there's a chance that he's not really a Third Grade wizard after all. So it's off to New Ottosland to be the new Court Wizard for King Lional. It's a shame that King Lional isn't the vain, self-centered young man he appeared to be. With a princess in danger, a talking bird who can't stay out of trouble, and a kingdom to save, Gerald soon suspects that he might be out of his depth.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
A good start to a new series
- By John Williams on 10-26-09
By: K. E. Mills
-
The Colour of Magic
- Discworld, Book 1
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Colin Morgan, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,780
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,562
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,553
Somewhere on the frontier between thought and reality exists the Discworld, a parallel time and place that might sound and smell very much like our own, but which looks completely different. Particularly as it’s carried though space on the back of a giant turtle (sex unknown). It plays by different rules. But then, some things are the same everywhere. The Disc’s very existence is about to be threatened by a strange new blight: the world’s first tourist, upon whose survival rests the peace and prosperity of the land.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
TERRIBLE Narration!
- By Kayla I on 07-08-22
By: Terry Pratchett
-
Nanny McPhee and The Big Bang
- By: Emma Thompson
- Narrated by: Emma Thompson
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 86
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 69
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 69
Nominated for a 2011 Grammy Award for Best Spoken Word Album For Children. Who better to read the novel of the new Nanny McPhee film than Nanny McPhee herself, Emma Thompson, who also wrote both the screenplay and the novel. This delightful audio edition captures the magic and the mayhem of Nanny McPhee’s brand new adventure – it will have you laughing out loud!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Story+Film Diary+Emma Thompson=Joy
- By Pam M on 08-02-17
By: Emma Thompson
-
Theodosia and the Serpents of Chaos
- By: R. L. LaFevers
- Narrated by: Charlotte Parry
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 435
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 341
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 339
Theodosia Throckmorton has her hands full at the Museum of Legends and Antiquities in London. Her father may be head curator, but it is Theoand only Theowho is able to see all the black magic and ancient curses that still cling to the artifacts in the museum. Sneaking behind her fathers back, Theo uses old, nearly forgotten Egyptian magic to remove the curses and protect her father and the rest of the museum employees from the ancient, sinister forces that lurk in the museums dark hallways.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Girls Adventure
- By Grant on 05-03-10
By: R. L. LaFevers
-
Now We Are Dead
- By: Stuart MacBride
- Narrated by: Steve Worsley
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 184
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 183
Detective Chief Inspector Roberta Steel got caught fitting up Jack Wallace - that's why they demoted her and quashed his sentence. Now he's back on the streets, and women are being attacked again. Wallace has to be responsible, but if Detective Sergeant Steel goes anywhere near him, his lawyers will get her thrown off the force for good. The Powers That Be won't listen to her, not after what happened last time. According to them, she's got more than enough ongoing cases to keep her busy.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Another MacBride gem!!!
- By 6catz on 11-25-17
By: Stuart MacBride
-
Enchanted Glass
- By: Diana Wynne Jones
- Narrated by: Steven Crossley
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 329
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 278
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 279
The mysterious Stalkers show up at almost the same instant 12-year-old Aiden Cain’s grandmother dies. Following his grandmother’s instructions, Aiden decides to seek out a powerful sorcerer at Melstone House. Yet when he arrives, he discovers the man died a year earlier. Melstone House now belongs to the sorcerer’s adult grandson Andrew, who agrees to help Aiden with the Stalker problem.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Magic and Ordinary Life
- By Gentle Reader Jill on 01-24-11
-
Cartwheeling in Thunderstorms
- By: Katherine Rundell
- Narrated by: Bianca Amato
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
Even a life on the untamed plains of Africa can't prepare Wilhelmina for the wilds of an English boarding school in this lovely and lyrical novel from the author of Rooftoppers, which Booklist called "a glorious adventure". Wilhelmina Silver's world is golden. Living half-wild on an African farm with her horse, her monkey, and her best friend, every day is beautiful. But when her home is sold and Will is sent away to boarding school in England, the world becomes impossibly difficult.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great story about friendship and growing up
- By Heather Kornacki on 02-24-23
-
Another Fine Myth
- Myth Adventures, Book 1
- By: Robert Asprin
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 279
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 236
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 233
Skeeve is a magician’s apprentice (and a wanna-be thief) until an assassin’s bolt kills his master, Garkin. Along with Aahz, the green-scaled, purple-tongued demon and master magician summoned by Garkin, he sets out on a quest to get even. The road to vengeance is bound to prove rocky, however, because Skeeve can barely light a candle with his beginning magic, and Aahz has lost his own considerable magical abilities as a consequence of Garkin’s summoning spell.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Funnier in print
- By Kimberly Mason on 07-09-22
By: Robert Asprin
-
Agatha H. and the Airship City
- Girl Genius, Book 1
- By: Phil Foglio, Kaja Foglio
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 977
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 854
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 858
The Industrial Revolution has escalated into all-out warfare. Sixteen years have passed since the Heterodyne Boys, benevolent adventurers and inventors, disappeared under mysterious circumstances. Today, Europe is ruled by the Sparks, dynasties of mad scientists ruling over - and terrorizing - the hapless population with their bizarre inventions and unchecked power, while the downtrodden dream of the Heterodynes’ return. At Transylvania Polygnostic University, a pretty, young student named Agatha Clay seems to have nothing but bad luck.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Ever wanted visuals while audio book listening?
- By Amazon Customer on 02-11-13
By: Phil Foglio, and others
-
The Sixth Grade Nickname Game
- By: Gordon Korman
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 68
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 54
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 54
Best friends Jeff and Wiley are nickname addicts. It's only when a spunky red-haired environmentalist named Cassandra enters their lives that they begin to doubt their nicknaming prowess. No name seems to say it all. On top of everything, some of the nicknames that Jeff and Wiley have invented are backfiring on them. Will the nicknamers be able to get it together before it's too late?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
It was very entertaining and well authorized.
- By melissa on 03-31-17
By: Gordon Korman