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Cat lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous cat poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches cats while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him.
Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats.
The poems collected in the audiobook perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk cat psyche.
The audiobook includes funny, hilarious and whimsical illustrations that reveal kitty cats at their jerkiest moments.
Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these lazy, fickle, perky and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way.
Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before.
Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!)
Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them...
©2014 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2014 Timmie Guzzmann
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