Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Book 1), Cats Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Book 2), Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! (Book 3)
You and your kids will laugh out loud at the funny sound effects of these jerk unicorn Jokes, jerk cat and dog jokes, and these funny cat and dog pee jerk jokes. That's three times the fun! Cat, dog, and unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn, cat, and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book for Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie Guzzmann watches cats and unicorns while they think nobody watches them, which unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential, Timmie explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of cats, dogs, and unicorns. This poem collection perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn, jerk dog, and jerk cat psyche. Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog, and unicorn jerkiness - because you won't believe how these jerks act when they think nobody is watching them.
©2014 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2014 Timmie Guzzmann