"Listen, Fatman," the Chief said. "We've received a wail from a whale."
"What's that, Chief?" Fergus asked. "We may have a bad connection."
"A whale wailed."
"I think you're stuttering."
"I said a whale wailed for us!"
"Definitely stuttering, Chief! Just slow down and take the words one at a time."
"No, you pinheaded pig! I said a whale's in trouble! She wailed her emergency tale to us! We need you now!"
"I see. Don't worry, Chief! You called the right pig. It's Fatman to the rescue!"
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