Dog Poems for Kids: Rhyming Books for Children

  • by Timmie Guzzmann
  • Narrated by Chelsea Lee Rock
  • 0 hrs and 20 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Dog Jokes, and these funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun!
Dog and Unicorn lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their rainbow color striped and furry friends with these curious and humorous unicorn and dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious Funny Poem Book for Kids compilation of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs and unicorns while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him.
Powered by his creative potentia,l Timmie Guzzmann, the author of "Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!" and "Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks!" explains the jerky and weird behavior and ignorance of dogs and unicorns.
The poem collection in the book perfectly captures the inner workings of the jerk unicorn and dog psyche.
The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal one horned horses and doggies at their jerkiest moments.
Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these sparkly, rainbow colored, lazy, fickle, perky, and pesky animals as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way.
Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before.
Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!)
Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them...


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Most Helpful

Silly stories...

What made the experience of listening to Dog Poems for Kids: Rhyming Books for Children the most enjoyable?

Coming at these stories from the idea that these animals are jerks is pretty funny!

Have you listened to any of Chelsea Lee Rock’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I liked Chelsea's reading on this came really natural for her :)

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- Jennifer Griswold

Book Details

  • Release Date: 12-05-2014
  • Publisher: Inge Baum