Skinny Bastard

  • by Rory Freedman, Kim Barnouin
  • Narrated by Hillary Huber
  • 5 hrs and 4 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Guys like Milwaukee Brewers' Prince Fielder and the Dallas Mavericks' Jerry Stackhouse who have adopted a whole new eating plan by reading over their girlfriends' shoulders can now have a book of their own.In Skinny Bastard the authors explain why the macho "meat and potatoes" diet is total crap - and a turn-off - and how to get buff on the right foods. Eating well shouldn't be a "girlie" thing, and the Skinny Bastards will whip any man into shape with their straight talk, sound guidance, and locker-room language.This is another in the wildly popular series of no-nonsense, tough-love guides to real health.


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Crazy Bitch

I strongly suggest reading the "Skinny Bitch" page on Wikipedia before ordering this recording so you're prepared for what's coming. What's coming it a strong dose of conspiracy theories, vegan propaganda, and animal rights activism. All wrapped in a condescending attitude mixed with necessary profanity.

Just a few quotes to give you the idea;

"eggs are a hens menstrual cycle"

"meat is the decomposing decaying rotting flesh of a dead animal ... no matter how you slice it it's still a putrefying corpse"

"go suck your mother's tits" (likened to eating dairy)

"get you head out of your ass (and) rock the dairy free"

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- Paul

A slanted PETA Manifesto

If you want to hear cherry picked talking points, leftist slant, and feminist propaganda about how men should act, this is your book. If you want facts, read Whole by Campbell. If you want to be talked down to because you prefer football to yoga or steak to tofu then a) read this book b) sign up for the Oprah book club, and c) go purchase some skinny jeans and drink $8 skinny soy latte green tea at the local coffee shop and pretend to care about bands you've never heard of.
Under the crass and arrogant tones of this book are a few good valid points, which a discerning guy with a brain can sift through and find.

Bottom line, eat more veggies and organic, drink less, and stop using tobacco... You're welcome, as I've just saved you from a horrible experience no matter how much your girlfriend raves about this book!

Ps- I highly encourage you let your lady read skinny bitch, as it might keep her from puking after meals and salads are way cheaper than paying for her to chuck up a filet mignon!
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- Tony

Book Details

  • Release Date: 04-28-2009
  • Publisher: Blackstone Audio, Inc.