You Have to F--king Eat

  • by Adam Mansbach
  • Narrated by Bryan Cranston
  • 0 hrs and 4 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Emmy Award-winning actor Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle) follows in the exasperated footsteps of Samuel L. Jackson, giving voice to the long-suffering father whose indifferent child will just not eat in this hilarious follow-up to Adam Mansbach's international best seller, Go the F--k to Sleep.
Mansbach's long-awaited sequel is about that other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F--king Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads (new, old, grand-, and expectant) a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.
Anchored by a hilarious performance from Cranston, You Have to F--king Eat is the perfect blend of talented voice actor and subversive fun that expertly captures Mansbach’s trademark humor. Due to its explicit language, you probably shouldn't play this one for your kids.


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Another role that Bryan Cranston plays to a T.

If you could sum up Free: You Have to F--king Eat in three words, what would they be?

Fucking EAT kid

Who was your favorite character and why?

My favorite character was the child, because they caused the main conflict in the book and advanced the plot nicely.

Which scene was your favorite?

The last scene, it threw a real curveball.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Of course, but I had to clear a few things from my schedule to fit it in.

Any additional comments?

The credits are quite long.

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- Darren

More plot than twilight

Would you consider the audio edition of Free: You Have to F--king Eat to be better than the print version?

I love the narration but I'd rather read along with pictures.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Free: You Have to F--king Eat?

Everything from the first swear word to the last.

What about Bryan Cranston’s performance did you like?

Everything. His voice brings me to tears.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

When the child finally ate a pancake.

Any additional comments?

Highly recommend this to anyone with children who won't eat.

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- TheRadRussian

Book Details

  • Release Date: 11-12-2014
  • Publisher: Audible Studios