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Where'd You Go, Bernadette
- Narrated by: Kathleen Wilhoite
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Soon to be a major film starring Cate Blanchett
Bernadette Fox is notorious. To Elgie Branch, a Microsoft wunderkind, she's his hilarious, volatile, talented, troubled wife. To fellow mothers at the school gate, she's a menace. To design experts, she's a revolutionary architect. And to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend, and quite simply, mum. Then Bernadette disappears. And Bee must take a trip to the end of the earth to find her.
Where'd You Go, Bernadette is a compulsively readable, irresistibly written, deeply touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's place in the world.
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- Valerie
- 08-21-12
If you like the genre, this is first rate
The primary narrator is a kid (mid teens). Significant parts of the story come in via emails from her mother, and from parents from her school. So I suppose it's partly a family drama and partly teen fiction, and it's an epistolatory novel. There's drama, back stabbing, infedelity and other bad behaviour, but also redemption for everyone - it has a happy ending. If you can stand all of that, this one is the best I've read in a long time. Very nicely done.
The narrator is good and the book is well served by her ability to differentiate accents, ages and tones of voice. I can't help mentioning that her attempt at a kiwi accent made me wince, but then I'm a kiwi and I know the difference. Probably if you come from anywhere else in the world you won't be bothered and it's a very small part of the book anyway. I'm impressed enough by her abilities to have already looked up other books she's narrated.
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- barbara
- 10-18-12
Funny and enchanting
What did you love best about Where'd You Go, Bernadette?
I loved the description of living in "Microsoft world" some parts made me laugh out loud.
What did you like best about this story?
I liked that the story was written through the eyes of a fifteen year old girl
Which character – as performed by Kathleen Wilhoite – was your favorite?
Just has to be Bee
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- Amanda
- 09-03-12
Didn't grab me at all
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
although the narration performance was good, for me this book was a waste of 10 or so hours. The story line imo was very weak and I found it very difficult to concentrate on listening to it. In fact I found myself drifting way off where the story was so boring. Very disappointing. This is the first book that I haven't enjoyed on Audible.
What do you think your next listen will be?
The room
Have you listened to any of Kathleen Wilhoite’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
no
If this book were a movie would you go see it?
absolutely not
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- Anonymous User
- 08-30-12
What a wonderful book!
Would you consider the audio edition of Where'd You Go, Bernadette to be better than the print version?
The audio version was much more fun than reading it -- the reader(s?) was modulation heaven -- fab
What other book might you compare Where'd You Go, Bernadette to and why?
I have enjoyed many books but few surface to the top of the list like this one -- Fredrick and Fredirika; Life Expectancy all had Pat Conroy -level images.
This is brilliantly written with meaningful imagry that congured up the scene in fulll technicolor
Any additional comments?
If you are a mother who juggles the frustrations and rewards of life and home and career and creativity -- this is a great listen.
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- Nicki
- 09-20-12
Excrutiatingly painful
What would have made Where'd You Go, Bernadette better?
Nothing.
Has Where'd You Go, Bernadette turned you off from other books in this genre?
Yes, it has totally put me off "bubblegum" literature / chic lit.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Kathleen Wilhoite?
Anyone other than her.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
No.
Any additional comments?
The story line contains no substance and far removed from reality, the narrator’s voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard and Bernadette’s continual and long winded rants about everything wrong in her privileged world are unbearable. I abandoned the book three times before returning to it with the hope that it would get better. It didn’t.
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- Lorna
- 08-27-12
Whacky and Crazy!
Whacky and crazy story.. at times a little disjointed, but all in all a fun listen. I can say that I would rather have downloaded something with a litt more substance.. but hey.. that's how it goes!
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- Dorothy
- 08-16-12
Funny but Clever
Would you listen to Where'd You Go, Bernadette again? Why?
No, as I tend never to read books over again
What did you like best about this story?
The actual story line and the absurdness of some of the characters
Which character – as performed by Kathleen Wilhoite – was your favorite?
Bernadette
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Made me laugh and also cry
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- Caroline M Bruce
- 07-19-17
Terrible narration ruined the entire book
I could not even admire the story line the narration was so annoying and badly read the characters came across as imbeciles
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- Annemie Lyons
- 04-01-23
Nice, chilled read
I enjoyed the book overall. Some of the characters’ behaviours triggered my anxiety, and I was hoping for more after the ending.
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- zobo
- 10-10-20
Entertaining, did not like narrator
Thought this was mildly entertaining, funny in parts, but really disliked the narrator's voice, especially towards the end of the book where she attempted different accents. It was an ok listen overall. Will be interested to see how the movie compares.
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