Warped Conduit : Platoon F

  • by John P. Logsdon, Christopher P. Young
  • Narrated by John P. Logsdon
  • Series: Platoon F
  • 6 hrs and 32 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Just when Captain Don Harr and the crew of the SSMC Reluctant think that they are free and clear of military rule, a group of self-proclaimed uber-intelligent beings who call themselves The Overseers show up.
The Overseers, like most anyone who gets to the top of the ladder, want to make certain that no upstart can ever challenge their position. Thus, anyone who is deemed a threat dies. But a new political group has had it with all the butchery, so the ruling class has to try a new angle.
To this end, they conscript the members of Platoon F into service and set them on a sabotage mission against a planet called Kallian, which is on the brink of discovering warp technology.
If the Kallian scientists fail, all will be well; but if they succeed, Kallian will have to be destroyed... and so will the crew of Platoon F.


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Customer Reviews

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Hilarious and fun

Would you consider the audio edition of Warped Conduit to be better than the print version?

Although the print version is hilarious, Logsdon's voices and his comedic timing make this one a must hear. The characters come alive in the audiobook.

What did you like best about this story?

It is hard to say what I liked best. The book is well written in the same vein as Douglas Adams with the sarcasm level of Monty Python. The narration brings the characters to life and makes the listener part of the crew.

What about John P. Logsdonā€™s performance did you like?

His performance was perfect. I just loved all the different voices.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

I could have listened to it in one sitting, but I wanted to savor it. I would, and am, listening to it again.

Any additional comments?

Well done on the funniest Sci/Fi book in a long time. I look forward to the other books in the series.

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- John W Kennington

It's All About Tail Length

Warped Conduit is a rare audiobook indeed. It starts out funny and actually stays funny until the end. Mix in an assortment of unique characters with their individual quirks and you have a gem of a listen. I heartily recommend this audiobook.

This is the first audiobook in the series. I hope the authors keep this series alive as there are only a precious few truly funny space opera-esque sci-fi audiobooks out there for people like me and the previous reviewer to purchase. Maybe they can shove books 1-5 into an omnibus audiobook. I would snap it up in a heartbeat.

Warped Conduit has just about every thing an audiobook should offer - suspense, humor, witty conversations about perceived sexual orientation and at least 8-9 solid gold shut down comments wielded mainly by the kill crazy blonde death goddess.

This audiobook is filled with memorable characters that range from the previously mentioned ruthless blonde hard body who wants nothing more than to corpse up every single person she comes into the slightest contact with, to a midget alien boxing champion / master sergeant, to a male slut who errs egregiously in his tail selection, to Captain Don Harr who plays it straight and grabs the prize in the end, and lastly, General I forget his name who had a bunch of memorable conversations with his subordinate that had me busting up.

If you are looking for some deep expose on the true meaning of humanity's ephemeral relationship to blah, blah, blah ....... don't go looking here. If, on the other hand, you want to have an enjoyable time listening to a funny story about a space ship crew's adventures on an alien planet then Warped Conduit is the book for you. Drop the dime, it's well worth your time!

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Book Details

  • Release Date: 08-06-2015
  • Publisher: Crimson Myth Press