• Twisted Fairy Tales

  • By: Dylan Callens
  • Narrated by: Marcie Clyde
  • Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 06-26-17
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Cosmic Teapot Publishing
  • 4 out of 5 stars 3.9 (12 ratings)

Regular price: $6.95

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Publisher's Summary

Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are reimagined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?
©2016 Dylan Callens (P)2017 Dylan Callens
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4 out of 5 stars
By Rabid Reader on 07-06-17

Funny and entertaining

These short twisted fairy tales that had me laughing out loud at some parts, from Red Riding Hoods sexual role playing grandma, to a Colombian mob boss Snow White, stoner Hansel and Gretal, and drug dealing three little pigs; these stories range from hilarious to bizarre. At first I thought the narrators little girl type voice in the audiobook might irritate but it didn't at all. She did an excellent job and suited the stories well. She not only managed the various accents and genders well but also infused wry humour into the narration. This is a short retelling of a variety of fairy tales that will entertain and amuse.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Jen Hansen on 11-14-17

Left me in Stitches

Right from the start and all the way through the stories, I was laughing like a hyena. The political correctness that happened in the story was fantastic. I want more stories redone like this! Snow White is my hero ;)

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