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Publisher's Summary

When Lucy Brennan, a Miami Beach personal-fitness trainer, disarms a gunman chasing two frightened homeless men, the police and the breaking-news cameras are not far behind and, within hours, Lucy is a media hero. The solitary eye-witness is the depressed and overweight Lena Sorensen, who becomes obsessed with Lucy and signs up as her client - though she seems more interested in the trainer’s body than her own.
When the two women find themselves more closely aligned, and can’t stop thinking about the sex lives of Siamese twins, the real problems start....
In the aggressive, foul-mouthed trainer, Lucy Brennan, and the needy, manipulative Lena Sorensen, Irvine Welsh has created two of his most memorable female protagonists, and one of the most bizarre, sado-masochistic folies à deux in contemporary fiction.
Featuring murder, depravity and revenge - and enormous amounts of food and sex - The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins taps into two great obsessions of our time - how we look and where we live - and tells a story so subversive and dark it blacks out the Florida sun.
Warning: Contains explicit content.
©2014 Irvine Welsh (P)2014 Random House Audiobooks
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By Garry S. on 07-27-17

Simply classic IRVINE WELSH

Where does The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Having read all Irvines books wasnt sure if i would get in to this but it was fantastic

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Sex Lives of Siamese Twins?

the way the Characters intertwined and the journey of each one

Which scene did you most enjoy?

The last 3 hours

Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

it made me laugh and at times made me feel uncomfortable

Any additional comments?

great book worth a read

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By Ritchie on 05-21-15

Usually I love welsh

In fact I would say he's my favourite author, but I felt this was just a bit below par.

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By Jason on 12-27-16

Loved it!

I thought I was going to miss Tam Dean Burn! The voice talent were incredible and I loved the story. Awesome!!

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By Mr. G. Mckellar on 11-03-16

Another amazing Irvine Welsh novel

Irvine Welsh never fails to amaze me. This novel really captures some very female perspectives which for a male writer is genius. Also just as you think you know where these characters are heading in their downward chaotic spiral, the ending still has the ability to surprise you. Classic Welsh.

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