The Russian Wedding - A Short Story

  • by Ralph Clayton
  • Narrated by Alan Weyman
  • 1 hrs and 17 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

This is my life, one mistake at a time. Worker-bee goes to work, sip coffee, step forward, one, two, three. I'm a brainless zombie with no purpose in life. Feed me brains and I'll eat 'em raw with some Tabasco. Worst mistake in my life, getting married to the perfect Russian princess. Her beautiful face hides treacherous intent. She'll suck you dry like a lemon until you have no juice left. Out of life, out of money, out of any hopes and dreams. This is your life, suck it up and don't complain. Take it like a man, soaked in your endless and pathetic glory. This is the life of Mr. M.M.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

First-rate love manual written by a young cowboy

Kinky sex, deep thoughts and British humour unveiling the secret of the Russian female heart.
True-to-life, touchy and hilarious.
Perfectly narrated.
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- Evgeniya

interesting story

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes very funny!

What did you like best about this story?

Makes reality seem funny

Any additional comments?

I liked this story a lot, very funny.

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- Mike

Book Details

  • Release Date: 01-29-2016
  • Publisher: Ralph Clayton