The November Criminals

  • by Sam Munson
  • Narrated by Sam Munson
  • 8 hrs and 59 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

A darkly funny, pot-infused novel of teenage maladjustment in the tradition of Beautiful Children from a compelling new voice in American fiction.
For a high school senior, Addison Schacht has a lot of preoccupations. Like getting into college. Selling drugs to his classmates. His complicated relationship with his best friend (NOT his girlfriend) Digger. And he's just added another to the list: the murder of his classmate Kevin Broadus, and his own absurd, obsessive plan to investigate the death. When presented with an essay question on his application to the University of Chicago - "What are your best and worst qualities?" - Addison finds himself provoked into giving his final, unapologetic say about all of the above and more.
Addison Schacht finds good company among American literature's cadre of unsettled, restless youth, from Huck Finn to Holden Caulfield. The November Criminals takes on the terrain of the classic adolescent truth-telling novel and with nerve and erudition carves out its own unique territory.


Audible Editor Reviews

Almost every review of Sam Munson’s guiltily good debut novel, The November Criminals, reports that the main character is a modern Holden Caulfield. If only J.D. Salinger had done us all the favor of recording himself reading his cult classic, The Catcher in the Rye! The stories have in common a certain style, a kind of moderately autobiographical rant from the perspective of the author’s teenage hero — except freaked out dropout Holden could learn a thing or seven from Munson’s narrator, Addison Schacht.
Holden is obsessed with the mystery of sex; Addison gets laid regularly, thanks to his un-girlfriend, Digger. They aren’t dating, they just have an “agreement”. Also, her real name is Phoebe, which happens to be the name of Holden’s little sister. Both Phoebes have important sidekick roles, and both Phoebes much more regularly engage in heroic behaviors than the so-called protagonists. Holden gets liquored up and makes a fool of himself everywhere he goes; Addison gets stoned and mostly plays it cool, even if he’s trembling with fear and loathing inside. Holden feels immense pressure; Addison feels no pressure at all, with his mother six feet under and his weakling father teaching pottery classes all day. Holden is failing out of school because he just doesn’t see the point of education; Addison is in the gifted program, an avid translator of the most difficult Latin, and eagerly applying to colleges.
Addison is applying to the University of Chicago (from which Munson graduated in 2003), answering an essay question concerning his best and worst qualities. The novel-length response to this prompt is comprised of both a diatribe against the various disgusting elements of life in Baltimore (where of course Munson himself grew up) and the specific details of his quest to solve the murder of a fellow student. But Addison doesn’t really know the student, who is African American in repeatedly relevant ways, and the murder itself doesn’t really need much solving. So this very light thread of mystery is woven into a complex, meandering self-portrait of Addison — where Addison is pretty much Sam Munson, and Sam Munson is doing the narrating.
Munson spews forth his rant with a genuine vitriol and an impeccable sense of timing. He cracks Holocaust jokes and rages against mediocrity. He sounds a little like Henry Rollins, a lot like Seth Rogen, and entirely like himself. He perceptively cusses up an intelligent storm of dislike for authority and — something Holden never caught on to — dislike of himself. The perpetually unfinished and optimistic business of self-improvement here begs for a second installment. Perhaps “Holden Caulfield Goes to College” would indeed have been too depressing to write, given Salinger’s own failures. But Sam Munson has crafted a real and relatable voice for and of himself here — and hey, he did graduate from college — so it stands to reason that Addison can succeed where Holden cannot. — Megan Volpert


What the Critics Say

"I don't know Sam Munson personally, so I can't tell you his worst qualities. But I can tell you one of his best: He's a great, funny and original writer. Please accept him." (A. J. Jacobs, New York Times best-selling author of The Year of Living Biblically)
"Debut novelist Munson combines a classic sense of adolescent alienation and a keen comedic voice to depict a bleakly funny teenage wasteland in the wilds of the District of Columbia … deft comic timing and a caustic, ambitious protagonist make this a perfectly valid entry in the teen noir subgenre." (Kirkus)
"The book has every earmark of a debut: bratty, precocious, tangential, and in love with its own voice, yet Munson ably reminds us why such qualities are irresistible in the first place. " (Booklist)


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Just Awful

I could not even finish this story. I was tempted to stop after the 1st hour but held on for 4, hoping it would get better. Inane ramblings of a 17yr old pothead. Nothing deep or interesting about it. Do not waste your money!
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- Kimberly

Extremely modern and adult

Does a fantastic job of capturing teenage angst in a very literary novel that's much more modern than those other classic novels.
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- Matthew "Avid audiobook addict!"

Book Details

  • Release Date: 04-20-2010
  • Publisher: Audible Studios