Regular price: $2.99

Free with 30-day trial
Membership details Membership details
  • A 30-day trial plus your first audiobook, free
  • 1 credit/month after trial – good for any book, any price
  • Easy exchanges – swap any book you don’t love
  • Keep your audiobooks, even if you cancel
  • After your trial, Audible is just $14.95/month
Select or Add a new payment method

Buy Now with 1 Credit

By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Buy Now for $2.99

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's Summary

Hipster aliens! Existentially aware smart toilets! Instant genital swapping! The future will be all of these things and so much more in Conan/Daily Show writer Rob Kutner's collection of "quick hits" on what could be but probably shouldn't.
Includes never-before-seen primary source documents like:


The official memo of the triumphant Jewish/gay/lizard-people conspiracy
The diary of a time-travelling garbage man
The unearthed prophecies of the great Seusstrodamus
If you listen to this book, you are guaranteed to start traveling into the future.
©2011 Rob Kutner (P)2015 Audible, Inc.
Show More Show Less
No Reviews are Available