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Publisher's Summary

A pocket guide to the 23 most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.
Does it make you sad to be alive?
Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.
My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.
©2011 Andersen Prunty (P)2013 Andersen Prunty
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By Leigha on 12-10-13

How did I live without this vital information?

What did you love best about The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians?

The idea behind the entire thing. At first I thought it was so stupid but when it was over I was begging it wouldn't end.

Which character – as performed by Andersen Prunty – was your favorite?

I just can't choose.

Any additional comments?

Mr. Prunty's books are completely unique in every way. I enjoy how this is so digestible and challenges my every conviction. Just think of the most insane things you can come up with then multiply them by 100 and put it into a book. I love it.

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