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Publisher's Summary

It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references.
Do you like action movies? Do you like dark, edgy, hard-boiled heroes? Do you like fully automatic weapons blasting guys' heads off? How about product endorsements that are awkwardly placed between depictions of intense violence?
Yeah? Then this book is for you!
It's about Sid Hansen. He's a mega badass who kills anybody who stands between him and what he wants. And what he wants is to get laid and eat submarine sandwiches. Great aspirations aren't really his thing.
It's also about the total skankbox on the cover. But let's not talk about her, or the third of the novel spent setting up the plot. That stuff is boring. Let's talk about explosions, cheesy one-liners, car chases, knife fights, villains with exotic weapons, cars that blow up for absolutely no reason, and firing two guns whilst jumping through the air. That's the cool stuff, and Rated R has it in spades.
Once the exposition is over, and the body count starts climbing, this story goes from a hard R to a really ridiculously rock hard R that will blow your nuts off.
©2014 Mike Leon (P)2017 Mike Leon
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4 out of 5 stars
By Desmond on 08-05-17

wow, very funny and entertaining.

I did not expect this to be so funny and entertaining as it was. now I have to see what else this guy has written.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Ray Johnson on 02-27-18

This book has been rated F, for fun, fights, and f

This is a brilliant concept. The book is a movie, 100% a film on paper instead of celluloid, and man does it deliver! It even has product placement. The story follows the 80's action format, with every troupe you can think of being addressed.

Meet the Hollow Man, Sid, who has been trained from birth to be one of the dealiest men alive. He is so hardcore he isn't a part of Kill Team One, he IS Kill Team One! On the run, hunted, he goes into hiding and poses as a DVD store clerk, which is where he meets Lilly, a girl wtih some serious relationship issues, a terrible past, and a step-father who wants here dead. The two reluctantly come together for survival, and effectively share the dangers ahead.

This book is balls to the wall action, murder, sex, foul language, and pure fun. Like I said, it is an Rated R film stuffed into a book. So, everything you would expect to find in a film of that caliber is here. Good Stuff.

Blackburn kills it as the narrator, he plays so many characters that you see them in your mind's eye. He sells every explosion, and you feel the wind of bullets whizzing by as he speaks. His voice for the holllow man is mix of Clint Eastwood and the incredible hulk.

This is a fun ad while ride and make you nostalgic for old 80's action flicks.

Go get this crazy story and start hoping for sequel!!!

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3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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