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Publisher's Summary

It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references.
Do you like action movies? Do you like dark, edgy, hard-boiled heroes? Do you like fully automatic weapons blasting guys' heads off? How about product endorsements that are awkwardly placed between depictions of intense violence?
Yeah? Then this book is for you!
It's about Sid Hansen. He's a mega badass who kills anybody who stands between him and what he wants. And what he wants is to get laid and eat submarine sandwiches. Great aspirations aren't really his thing.
It's also about the total skankbox on the cover. But let's not talk about her, or the third of the novel spent setting up the plot. That stuff is boring. Let's talk about explosions, cheesy one-liners, car chases, knife fights, villains with exotic weapons, cars that blow up for absolutely no reason, and firing two guns whilst jumping through the air. That's the cool stuff, and Rated R has it in spades.
Once the exposition is over, and the body count starts climbing, this story goes from a hard R to a really ridiculously rock hard R that will blow your nuts off.
©2014 Mike Leon (P)2017 Mike Leon
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By Desmond on 08-05-17

wow, very funny and entertaining.

I did not expect this to be so funny and entertaining as it was. now I have to see what else this guy has written.

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By The Lone Mopper on 08-21-17

This book needs to be a movie

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

It's been 2 days since I finished it and I am still laughing and thinking about it. This means it made an impact, good reason to listen to it.

What did you like best about this story?

the commercials, not kidding.

Have you listened to any of Buzz Blackburn’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

no but I intend to

Any additional comments?

I was given a copy of this audiobook in exchange for an honest review and I have completed that assignment with this honest review.

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2 of 2 people found this review helpful

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