Rated R

  • by Mike Leon
  • Narrated by Buzz Blackburn
  • 5 hrs and 38 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

It's crass gun porn filled with fanboy pandering action movie references.
Do you like action movies? Do you like dark, edgy, hard-boiled heroes? Do you like fully automatic weapons blasting guys' heads off? How about product endorsements that are awkwardly placed between depictions of intense violence?
Yeah? Then this book is for you!
It's about Sid Hansen. He's a mega badass who kills anybody who stands between him and what he wants. And what he wants is to get laid and eat submarine sandwiches. Great aspirations aren't really his thing.
It's also about the total skankbox on the cover. But let's not talk about her, or the third of the novel spent setting up the plot. That stuff is boring. Let's talk about explosions, cheesy one-liners, car chases, knife fights, villains with exotic weapons, cars that blow up for absolutely no reason, and firing two guns whilst jumping through the air. That's the cool stuff, and Rated R has it in spades.
Once the exposition is over, and the body count starts climbing, this story goes from a hard R to a really ridiculously rock hard R that will blow your nuts off.


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Customer Reviews

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It's a very entertaining and quick read. The narration is superb. I looked for others and seems like this is the only one he does. I hope to see more in the future. If I could sum this book up it's like B action movie. That's a good thing. No loose ends. I enjoyed it. I received this book free from audio boom for an unbiased review.
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- Joey

wow, very funny and entertaining.

I did not expect this to be so funny and entertaining as it was. now I have to see what else this guy has written.
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- Desmond

Book Details

  • Release Date: 07-26-2017
  • Publisher: Mike Leon