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Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho

By: Persephone Rose
Narrated by: Persephone Rose
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After claiming the title, Arty Davis discovers what it truly means to be the Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.

©2017 Persephone Rose (P)2017 Persephone Rose

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It’s hard learning to pimp

These stories are like little soap operas but better. Just as much drama but short and sweet. I could definitely see this being a late night show on Comedy Central if the author was so inclined. The narrator of course would have to do the voiceover because the emotion and inflection in his voice are downright priceless. I don’t want to give too much away but learning how to Pimp is not as easy as one would think. I can’t wait for the next installment.

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The One Where Things Get Nuts

The Quest for a Main Ho continues the Pimpmaster Arturius story-line, with Arty deeply immersed in his drug-induced fantasy. Its fun to tease apart what's happening in the real-world from how it is being interpreted to Arty in his haze. The clues are subtle, and can be easily missed, which is not something you'd expect out of a title with cyborgs with assault rifle arms. The narrator never trips on even the craziest sentences, and trust me, it gets weird in this one. Come in expecting to go, "Wait, what?" every few lines.

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gripping

an action packed thrillride, truly this author has allot of courage and shear tallent

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4 1/2 Stars #CamelToe

LMFAO OK, these very short stories are pretty funny if you're into these types of a variations, and it appears that I am bahahaha.

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Urban King Arthur - Part 2

Drug fueled, cyborg hos ... still twisted, still bizarre, still W.T.F.

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Another short chapter in this series

I received the first 3 vignettes from this series from the author in exchange for a fair review. Truthfully, I was looking forward to Arthurian content/retellings, and wasn't really thinking about exactly how "adult" these would get. They do not really resemble the Arthurian legend at all. These are chapters or episodes spread into a series of 19-minute segments. The narration is okay, and even actually quite skillful for an author narrating their own work. But the content leaves me wanting a real retelling.

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Did not get any better.

I tried to listen all the way through but couldn't do it. I don't like the story line it's just not me.

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