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Take Me to the Good Parts of This Book
Warning: The Good Parts Might Be Explicit

Janie seeks a Twinkie-cockroach kind of forever.
Stain-resistant carpet is not as interesting as Quinn.
Janie sucks at strip poker.
She's in a lot of like with Sir McHotpants.
Safe, reliable John—not Quinn(!)—declares his love.

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  • I Want You
  • Janie seeks a Twinkie-cockroach kind of forever.
  • Flirty Banter
  • Stain-resistant carpet is not as interesting as Quinn.
  • Sexual Tension
  • Janie sucks at strip poker.
  • It Might Be Love
  • She's in a lot of like with Sir McHotpants.
  • Trouble in Paradise
  • Safe, reliable John—not Quinn(!)—declares his love.

Publisher's Summary

There are three things you need to know about Janie Morris:


She is incapable of engaging in a conversation without volunteering TMTI (Too Much Trivial Information), especially when she is unnerved,
No one unnerves her more than Quinn Sullivan, and
She doesn't know how to knit.
After losing her boyfriend, apartment, and job in the same day, Janie Morris can't help wondering what new torment fate has in store. To her utter mortification, Quinn Sullivan- aka Sir McHotpants- witnesses it all then keeps turning up like a pair of shoes you lust after but can't afford. The last thing she expects is for Quinn - the focus of her slightly, albeit harmless, stalkerish tendencies - to make her an offer she can't refuse.
©2013, 2014 Kathleen Paulus (P)2014 Kathleen Paulus
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4 out of 5 stars
By SIMARA on 11-21-17

Fun, funny and very entertaining

I loved this book. It’s another one of those billionaire meets regular woman and falls madly in Love for eternity but it has twists that make it a fun and funny ride. I loooved our heroine Janie. She is just so weird and full of facts and trivia (there goes the “smart romance” part). It felt like one of those romantic comedies you love to hate.
Steam factor: someone in Audible decided to rage this story o-o-omg in the steaminess scale. There is 0 sex description in the whole story. No description at all. How can a story be at the top of the steaminess scale when the steamiest thing it describes is a kiss and then implies that the couple had sex? That’s just strange to me. It should be rated sweet.
The narrator is very good and I would definitely listen to more books narrated by her. Recommended listen for those looking for a funny romantic story without much heat.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Annie The Audible Addict!!! on 11-28-16

JANIE AND QUINN ARE TOO CUTE!!!!!!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Always is, but I only listened!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Neanderthal Seeks Human?

Janie and her black out in the beginning!

Which character – as performed by Jennifer Grace – was your favorite?

Janie!

Who was the most memorable character of Neanderthal Seeks Human and why?

Janie! she is so awkward and adorable!

Any additional comments?

I thoroughly enjoyed this story, Janie is a brain, she has a wonderful heart and a spectacular mind...she has a bad day, she loses her relationship, job and home all at once...She meets Quinn by chance...but it is meant to be! Janie doesn't know that her sister who is a criminal is around and that Janie is in danger...Quinn is trying to protect her and when things get a little too crazy it almost all goes out the window....but they end up as they should...and it was a wonderful story!

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7 of 7 people found this review helpful

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3 out of 5 stars
By ORed on 07-22-17

Well read, cute but too long

The author read really well. With a lot of these indie romances the narrators sound like automatons, so it was refreshing that Jennifer Grace did really well.
The story was cute but about halfway through I was exhausted by Janie's inner monologue. She was dense to the point of stupidity at times. I know some people don't pick up social cues, but she blatantly disregarded what was right in front of her.
The story could have been wrapped in half the time, but the series is very good Penny Reid has really grown from strength to strength.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Catherine on 02-26-17

Romance at it's best!

I loved this audio book! It has a really good story line with unexpected twists keeping it interesting right to the end. I laughed so often at the zaney lead character, and loved the love scene's. The narrator too dida really great job. All in all I highly recomend this audio book.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Jayltee on 10-24-14

Really enjoyable

A romance with heart and brains that was a pleasure to explore. The main characters are adorable and interesting, with the obliviousness of the protagonist helping the progress of the story. Silly at times in the best way while also being funny and charming.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Barbra Lazzarini on 06-12-18

Awesomeness ❤️❤️❤️

God I’m in love with Quinn ... he sound so mysterious and sexy ... I’m thinking.. yummmmmmmmy😘😘😘😘 I love how these two complete each other .. love how they get to this point .. so definitely are made for each other ... thanks for sharing .. looking forwards to more..💕💕

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