Mr. Collins's Last Supper

  • by Shannon Winslow
  • Narrated by Chandler Craig
  • 0 hrs and 33 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

William Collins, from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, is a man upon whom the face of undeserved fortune has smiled. Despite his notable shortcomings of mind and character, he has secured for himself a comfortable living as the rector of Hunsford parish, and a humane and sensible wife. He also looks forward to the day when he shall inherit a tidy estate in Hertfordshire. Until then, he basks in the rarified light of Lady Catherine de Bourgh's patronage, a place where he can sample, albeit vicariously, the wealth and consequence he secretly yearns for.
Perhaps Mr. Collins should be satisfied, yet he cannot help hungering for a slightly higher style of living than his pocket currently supports. After all, a simple country parson cannot afford to put a fine cut of meat on his table every day, but his esteemed patroness can. When, over the strenuous objections of his wife Charlotte, Mr. Collins induces Lady Catherine to send a joint of mutton to the parsonage, little does he suspect that tasty meal will be his last.
Mr. Collins's Last Supper: A Short Story Inspired by Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice is the tongue-in-cheek tale of how a pompous clergyman discovers too late why gluttony is considered one of the seven deadly sins.


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I dunno...

Any additional comments?

In this story, Mr. Collins seemed to be Mrs. Bennet - her personality and even some of her phrases. Charlotte was closer to Elizabeth and seemed out of character.

I guess that people who want authenticity would appreciate the almost direct quotes and exact rehashed occurrences.

Other than the one obvious thing, nothing really happened here...

I feel like Mr. Collins was huge comic relief in Pride & Prejudice, but not in this story.

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- ShannonS

Good Short Story

If you could sum up Mr. Collins's Last Supper in three words, what would they be?

Witty, humorous, short story

Any additional comments?

Good little short listen, I recommend it. The narration was smooth, the voices were well done.

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- Amazon Customer

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-27-2013
  • Publisher: Heather Ridge Arts