Let's Play Doctor

  • by Mark Leyner, Billy Goldberg
  • Narrated by Mark Leyner
  • 1 hrs and 25 mins
  • Abridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

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Special mental exercises to give yourself that buff, bulging Doctor brain

How to impress your peers with big, polysyllabic, esoteric medical lingo (can you say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis?)

Easy ways to diagnose your girlfriend's goiter or your father's fistula

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Book Details

  • Release Date: 12-02-2008
  • Publisher: HarperAudio