Krampus

  • by Brom
  • Narrated by Kirby Heyborne
  • 16 hrs and 22 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood. You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head.... I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide....
—from Krampus
The author and artist of The Child Thief returns with a modern fabulist tale of Krampus, the Lord of Yule and the dark enemy of Santa Claus.
One Christmas Eve in a small hollow in Boone County, West Virginia, struggling songwriter Jesse Walker witnesses a strange spectacle: seven devilish figures chasing a man in a red suit toward a sleigh and eight reindeer. When the reindeer leap skyward, taking the sleigh, devil men, and Santa into the clouds, screams follow. Moments later, a large sack plummets back to earth, a magical sack that thrusts the down-on-his-luck singer into the clutches of the terrifying Yule Lord, Krampus. But the lines between good and evil become blurred as Jesse's new master reveals many dark secrets about the cherry-cheeked Santa Claus, including how half a millennium ago the jolly old saint imprisoned Krampus and usurped his magic.
Now Santa's time is running short, for the Yule Lord is determined to have his retribution and reclaim Yuletide. If Jesse can survive this ancient feud, he might have the chance to redeem himself in his family's eyes, to save his own broken dreams... and to help bring the magic of Yule to the impoverished folk of Boone County.

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5 stars

Wow! Interesting, original, totally worth the credit and just in time for the holidays! This is a crazy story about a power struggle between a not so lovable Santa, Krampus, a forerunner of St Nick and the Belsnickel. Throw in some humans, a dash or Norse mythology and small town corruption and there you go, 5 stars. I loved it!
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- colleen "My favorite genres are absurdist humor, Sci-fi & modern fantasy, but, as you can see, I'll read just about anything. Don't mind the typos."

Put.....the Vodka.....Down

Rocking around the Christmas tree, tossing good taste aside for blow-molds and blow-ups in your front yard, having another cup of Christmas cheer. Hell, yes! 'Tis the season! And you are caught up in it! It all sounds festive and like great fun, everybody's doing it...until you wake up in the morning, your head feeling like someone fell out of a chimney on it, and you see a copy of Krampus lying on the bed next to you, tangled sheets tossed on the floor. OMG, what have I done? I'll tell you what you've done...

I compare making this choice in Audiobooks, to the choice of getting hammered. Starts out great (down the hatch) you're committed to get your holiday on (why yes, I'll have another, ) rock out with your (Yow! don't mind if I do)..."I came in like a"... (maybe 1 for the--you know)...you're disgustingly drunk, and hope there is no record of your folly anywhere. You have grandkids, after all! You'll never do it again, you promise. You straighten your ear buds, and try to regain some reading dignity.

I'm sure Brom isn't getting any thing good in his stocking for this contribution to Christmas. I'll learn; a few more sessions of dangling a novel over the toilet, and I'll learn..
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- Mel

Book Details

  • Release Date: 10-30-2012
  • Publisher: HarperAudio