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Publisher's Summary

Meet Lady Macbeth - a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag - eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness - with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old sea captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. 
Kelpie Dreams is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who hate romance novels. 
A 2016 Kindle Press-winning novel.
©2016 Steve Vernon (P)2018 Steve Vernon
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5 out of 5 stars
By Ray Johnson on 03-01-18

Not your average novel

This book is a mix of humor, action, and suspense. It starts off with a bang, as our protagonist, Dee, loses her son. Distrught, she flings herself into the sea end does not find the grim reaper waiting below. From there the story just about leaps off the page, and you will find yourself dripping with sea water. The book is all kinds of funny, and is packed full of triva, and pop culture references, and yet it still manages to keep itself serious. Just a heads up there is some lesbian stuff in there, so if you can't handle it don't freak out after and give a bad review.

Cheyenne Bizon, God, I love that name, does a great job narrating, she is funny and serious when she needs to be and handles her characters like she was D.W. Griffith. Kelpie Dreams is a fun and moving book.

You'll be glad you got it.

So.

Get it, read it, love it.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Deedra on 05-04-18

Kelpie Dreams

I LOVED this book!The imagery is fantastic!The characters are very likable,even the bad gal is likable in a way.Cheyenne Bizon was a really good narator.I was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Me on 05-13-18

Fun sea adventure

This is a slightly grown up little murmade but with a violent twist ☺ light listening and good for escape x

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