Insane Bastards

An Extreme Horror Story

By: Wade H. Garrett

Narrated by: Tom Beyer

Length: 7 hrs and 32 mins

Publisher's summary

Two idiots, Leonhard "Rocky" Krauss and Byron "Twig" Schlaeger, escape from a mental institution, Cedar Hill Sanitarium, and go on a murderous rampage. Rocky is a large man suffering from gigantism, and Twig is a foul-mouthed and perverted little person. Separately, they had always been mistreated and bullied, but together, they are unstoppable, unleashing sadistic and barbaric acts of violence on the assholes of society.

Warning! This is an extreme-horror/splatterpunk story that contains adult content, including, but not limited to: profanity, sexuality, brutality, and obscenities. If you're not a seasoned extreme-horror listener, it's highly advised not to embark on this journey. It will save you distress and it'll save me a negative review.

©2017 Wade H. Garrett (P)2018 Wade H. Garrett

Twisted and demented.. I loved it!

I had to take a break every once in a while to pet something furry or hear a child's laughter. Just to scrub some of the images from my brain.

Wow!

I've watched some shit. I've seen some shit. I've read some shit. I've heard some shit. But this book... holy shit!

I Didn't Want To Like It

So my wife reads all this splatterpunk garbage. I'm a fantasy reader, I enjoy being painted a picture with each sentence, I love epic battles, swords, magic, dragons etc. I listen to audiobooks on my journey to work, my wife spoke to Wade Garrett on Facebook and managed to get a free Audible copy of this for me to try out.

I put it on and turned it off after 2 chapters. I just didn't like the way the book was written, the writing style seemed too simplistic for me.

She made me keep trying, and eventually I was pulling up into my work car park thinking 'damn, I need to hear what happens next'

I looked into Wade Garrett a little, I read an interview with him. I know now that I was too judgemental intially, the guy is a new author and even criticises his own writing style. Knowing WHY he writes his books and who he bases them on has made the world of difference for me. I have nothing but respect for the guy (he's qualified up to the eyeballs too!)

But anyway, onto the book.

Insane Bastards is a bloodbath from start to finish. The gore, the imagination, my god [SPOILER ALERT] I didn't even know you could 'invert' the male reproductive organ! Some really creepy, crazy and just downright filthy stuff is going on here. For a first timer into splatterpunk it's set the mark way too high for me and I'm afraid I'll just be comparing everyone else to Wade H. Garrett now.

My only negative is the heavy over-use of the term 'I'm gonna kill your ass'

Loved it!

I couldn't stop listening to the story. The narrator did an amazing job reading the book and changing the voices with each character.

Crazy bastards

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This book was incredible and it was way worth the credit as well

A Great Book for the Extreme Horror Fan

When it come to writing extreme horror mixed with dar humor and politically incorrectness Wade H. Garrett does not disappoint.

The moral to the story is Don't be an ass to people who are different, look different because if you are you just might end up on the wrong end of an insane persons agenda . Rocky and Twigg are 2 guys who's life was dealt at the Cedar Hill Sanitarium and when they escaped all hell broke loose for the poor bastards who made fun of Rocky and Twigg. A mind blowing story full of gore and carnage and good old extreme horror .

The most twisted book I have ever listen to

I got a lot of laughs out of this book. But also found myself wondering what the writer was thinking. This is stuff nightmares are made of. And although I enjoyed it. I found that some of it made me want to fast foward a bit to get past it. But I listen to the whole book and even told family members to listen to it. It will make you laugh a lot. While other parts will leave you going omg that's so sick. And omg no way. What was this writer thinking when he put this into words. I would say get it listen to it. But have a very strong will to listen to it all. Because you have to really want to listen to get into the book. It is not at all for the weak. Not at all for someone who will judge but more of a sick, twisted, fun book. That will leave you wondering what the hell you just listen to.

very.... horrific.

Horrific, brutal, over the top at times.... loved it. Good character build. wild, insane lunatics... can't go wrong

my curiosity finally got the better of me

I don't normally read torture horror but I was curious and was eyeing this one for a while. The writing and story is at the level one would expect but I thought the narrator did do a good job with the main antagonist though the victims became very generic after a while. There are plenty of cringe moments which fans of the genre will not be disappointed by the gore and violence. A bit to much guy on guy sexual assault but the author was definitely going for uncomfortable attacks and I was intrigued by some of the creativity. My biggest complaint was some of the attacks ether lasted to long in regarding how the victims responded. Not only did it become repetitive on how they pleaded but it was on such a level where they literally just saw their friend killed and they are asking for a ambulance. Shock would probably have taken people out a lot sooner and probably didn't only to allow more and or different forms of violence to occur.

overall it's not bad. If you are looking to cringe based on gore and violence like watching a hostel movie its worth picking up. if you are looking for a horror slasher book there may be better options.

Wow

Came for a disturbing book that would catch my attention and I was not disappointed.