If You Didn't Bring Jerky, What Did I Just Eat?

  • by Bill Heavey
  • Narrated by Ian Patrick Williams
  • 6 hrs and 50 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Whether he is accidentally cooking his brain with hand warmers or yanking his lure away from a trophy fish just before it takes the bait, Bill Heavey can do no right. For almost a decade, he has chronicled his incompetence on the back page of Field & Stream, where his hilarious dispatches about life as a hapless outdoorsman who lives in suburbia have earned him legions of fans.
But Heavey is more than a humorist. The stories in this book range from amusing tales of a modern dad struggling to navigate the finer points of parenting and married life to longer and more serious narratives that involve travel, adventure, and tragedy. No matter what he's writing about, Heavey is a master of blending humor and pathos - and wide-ranging outdoor enthusiasms - into a poignant and potent stew.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful


This book had me laughin'
This is something every outdoorsman can relate to. we've all been in these funny situations
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- Bo

Parts were funny, others not so much

There were parts of this book that were hilarious, others not so much. I think I was expecting more of a Patrick E McManus flair where you can really visualize the story. So again it was funny but not laugh out loud, tears running down your face funny.
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- Mari

Book Details

  • Release Date: 06-16-2015
  • Publisher: Audible Studios