On the 12th floor of the Acme Building, on a cold February day in St. Paul, Guy Noir looks down the barrel of a loaded revolver in the hands of geezer gangster Joey Roast Beef, who is demanding to hear what lucrative scheme Guy is cooking up with stripper-turned-women's-studies-professor Naomi Fallopian. Everyone wants to know - Joey, Lieutenant McCafferty, reporter Gene Williker, Guy's ex-girlfriend Sugar O'Toole, the despicable Larry B. Larry, the dreamboat Scarlett Anderson, Mr. Kress of the FDA - and Guy faces them one by one, as he and Naomi pursue a dream of earning gazillions by selling a surefire method of dramatic weight loss. In this whirlwind caper Guy looks death in the eye, falls in love, and faces off with the capo del capo del grande primo capo Johnny Banana.
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Laugh out loud funny!
I would absolutely listen to this book again. The main story line was so ridiculous that you had to believe it possible in this day and age. Anything that makes us laugh at ourselves is good for the soul.
I don't think it kept me on the edge of my seat....comedy doesn't do that. I just wondered what crazy character was around the next corner.
Guy of course, but the entire cast was excellent. I laughed out loud at so many parts but I particulary loved his land lady.
Now why would anyone do that?
I am a big fan of old radio detective stories which this story reminded me of. I would say this book is a cross between The Thin Man, Jack Benny and a PG-13 sex farce. Loved every word of it.
Guy Noir not the greatest detective.
Never read the print version. I preferred to listen to Garrison Keillor speak the words.
I would compare it With Dirk Gentry. Because they are both funny detectives, who have strange adventures.
Keillor is the best narrator of all time. I think he can make anything he reads funny.
Yes I did read it in one setting.
I loved Keillor in Prarrie Home Companion. I will listen to him read anything.
- Chris Coyne