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Publisher's Summary

Strap on your athletic cup and grab a barf bag. The Dr. Reverend Lance Carbuncle is going to kick you square in the balls and send you on a wild ride that may or may not answer the following questions: What happens when two white trash, trailer park-dwelling, platonic life partners go on a moronic and misdirected crime spree? Can their manly love for each other endure when one of them suffers a psychological bitch-slap that renders him a homicidal maniac? Will a snaggletoothed teenage prostitute tear them apart? What is the best way to use a dead illegal alien to your advantage in a hostage situation? What's that smell? And, what the hell is Alf the Sacred Burro coughing up? Carbuncle's latest offering, Grundish and Askew, ponders these troubling questions and more. So sit down, put on some protective goggles, and get ready for Carbuncle to blast you in the face with a warm load of fictitious sickness.
©2009 Vicious Galoot Books, Co. (P)2014 Vicious Galoot Books, Co.
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5 out of 5 stars
By Matthew on 01-28-15

Outstanding story!

What made the experience of listening to Grundish and Askew the most enjoyable?

The story was dynamic and well written. The author's descriptions are hilarious, brutal and are so gritty that they make you feel like you are a part of the mayhem. The narrator, Brandon Paul Eells, was fantastic, absolutely great. He had well developed voices for all of the difference characters. I want to listen to more of his books regardless of the content.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Grundish and Askew?

The frozen hotdog fight. The dead Mexican showdown. I could go on all day.

Which character – as performed by Brandon Paul Eells – was your favorite?

All of them.

If you could take any character from Grundish and Askew out to dinner, who would it be and why?

None of them. They are all terrible human beings but I thoroughly enjoyed reading about their terribleness. Well maybe I'd take the mystical dog out to dinner.

Any additional comments?

I immediately bought this and Carbuncle's two other novels.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Susan on 09-11-15

Black Comedy

This was a "best bro" story about two completely different characters that somehow connect and understand each other. Loosley this was a more comical, insane and vulgar take on, Of Mice and Men. I think this author falls into the the same category as Christopher Moore and Carl Hiaasen. The Character development was great and it had a fast paced storyline but not for the prim and proper crowd. If your up for a gross and inappropriate, fun romp with two wild and crazy guys this may be for you.

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4 out of 5 stars
By Grace Less on 05-01-17

Disfunctional people watching just the way I like

Funny story about some pretty gross individuals. Sort of seemed very much like this was something that happens in trailer parks in the US every day which is kind of depressing. Overall a pretty enjoyable story & recommended for fans of transgressive fiction.

Listened to lots of this on Audible (as well as reading on Kindle) and thought the narrator (Brandon Paul Eells) was exceptional!

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