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Publisher's Summary

Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods.
Then everything went horribly wrong.
Join 15-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse.
GRANDMA? - The Complete Novel
She won't bake you cookies...
Forget everything you know about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead armageddon like you've never seen before.
Talon Konrath recently graduated high school. He's been working non-stop on GRANDMA? for three years.
J.A. Konrath is his father. He's sold more than three million books worldwide.
Together they're going to take you on the ride of your life.
©2017 Talon Konrath (P)2017 Talon Konrath
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5 out of 5 stars
By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-08-17

BUTT CANCER USUALLY GETS YOU IN THE END

THE PADDLE BOAT HAS THE TOP SPEED OF A TWO LEGGED TURTLE
If you have a bad case of ZOMBIEITIS, this just might be MOLELICIOUS to you. Hopefully you are using PLOYGRIP which is ZINC FREE and your not scared of ZOMBAMBIE. If your okay with cheesy, like to laugh and okay with POOPY YA humor, than get out your GLOW FART JAR and listen in the dark.

IS JESUS A ZOMBIE?
If your a fan of J.A.'s lighter side, Kimball without the sex and bad words, than give this a try. While it has some gory,(as in bodily functions), it is not Jack Kilborn. It is YA. Before you get upset about the question about Jesus, I was actually asked that question while teaching Youth Sunday School.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Luelala on 11-02-17

As always a Great funny horror

I have to be in the right mood to listen his books but they never dissapoint. You need to know what you are going to get though and that is a gory horror with no shortage of disgusting humor and graphic Gore. I do enjoy his books however and chose to listen to this one with teen daughter. She found it as amusing as I but be warned there can be quite offensive scenes and language. I listened on audible and thought they did a good job as always.

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1 out of 5 stars
By Benny butthead on 08-06-17

sorry it was terrible.

Narration was excellent.
Story was like it was written by a 5 year old. The humor was cringeworthy. Plot ridiculous.
I apologize if this is written for the 5 to 10 year old genre. If so you should make it clear its not for adults.

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