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Common Questions About the Air-Only Diet:
Q: Eating air? Are you crazy?
A: I am a medical doctor with more than forty years of clinical experience. An Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across our great nation. Eating air is the answer.
Q: Isn't there a risk of malnutrition?
A: Not at all! Air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs.
Q: A friend of mine went on the air-only diet and starved to death. Will I die too?
A: Lies, lies and more lies! Propaganda spread by the agro-business special interests that run Washington. They will do anything to keep you down, in ignorance of the truth!
A Million Dieters Can't be Wrong!
Every day the emails pour in:
"Thank you, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD! Oh, thank you! I've eaten nothing but air for the last two months and I've lost eight hundred pounds! My husband says I'll make a fine skeleton! I can't wait!!!"
"Damn this air is tasty."
"Dear Dr. Jones, What a discovery! You make Einstein look like an ignoramus. We hereby award you the Prizes for Medicine, Chemistry and Peace." - the Nobel Committee
Also in This Groundbreaking Diet Book:
Lunge and Chomp - Learn the Secrets of Air-Eating Technique!
The Twelve Steps to Food Freedom - Anyone Can Do It!
The Hidden Menace in Our Society That Can Prevent You From Eating Air - and How We as a Nation Can Overcome It!
About the Author
An acclaimed pioneer in the field of Airitarianism, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD has dedicated his life to freeing food-eaters from slavery to addictive caloric substances. That's why he wrote Food-Free at Lastto expose the truth the agro-business special interests don't want you to know. And that's why he's running for President in 2013. It's time to put this country on a diet - the air-only diet, the only diet proven to work. It's time to cure our great nation of the Obesity Epidemic sweeping from coast to coast. It's time to end the oligarchy's influence on our political process and bring true freedom back to America. Go the Power of Air!
Customer ReviewsMost Helpful
By Laura on 06-25-13
Light and airy, just what I needed this morning
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
This made me laugh
Any additional comments?
A truly brilliant, sarcastic parody of the food cure books and programs out there.
5 of 5 people found this review helpful
By Jennifer on 07-05-14
I've tried ALL the diets.The air-only diet WORKED!
Where does Food-Free at Last rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
One of the best ever. It's short, but I literally LOL'd!!
What did you like best about this story?
The performance is hilarious.
Which scene was your favorite?
Food-Free at Last! Food-free at Last! Thank God Almighty I'm Food-Free at Last!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Dr Jones believes his ridiculous theories and we laugh, but think of all the people in the world who believe equally ridiculous things. Sad when you think about it.
Any additional comments?
This and the other book The United States of Air are great if you've got a sense of humor and like the Daily Show.
4 of 4 people found this review helpful