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Publisher's Summary

Long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White.
Okay, it wasn’t long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasn’t far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey.
Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, the Pepperoni Prince, and of course, the dwarves - Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug. All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence. Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling.
Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends!
©2017 Marc Richard (P)2017 Marc Richard
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4 out of 5 stars
By cosmitron on 02-21-18

Fractured Fairy Tales for Adults.

Where does D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Better then average.

What other book might you compare D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups! to and why?


What about David S. Dear’s performance did you like?

His sarcastic manner and Brooklyn accent make the story more funny then it seams with
another Narrator.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Snow White X rated

Any additional comments?

The Narrator is entertaining and the book is fun............... his New Yawk accent brings the Dwarfs to Brooklyn............... YOU GOTTA A PROBLEM WITH THAT !!!!!!!!!!

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5 out of 5 stars
By Ray Johnson on 02-24-18

A goofy fun little tale

I hadn't heard of this series before, and I picked it out on a whim, thought I'd try something new, and got a pleasnt surprie in reward for my curiousity.

The book is everything I love. It is funny, witty, and irreverent. It is a clever bon mots made to look like an amouche bouche.Richard really puts it all out there, this is like Caddyshack with dwarves. Dear plays his parts perfectly, and he has excellent comedic timing, too. He adds to the humor with every syllable. I would love to tell you more about the Pepperoni Prince or Farty, but I think sometimes, jokes just have to blow you away on their own, and if you have to explain it, then the humor vanishes like a fart in the wind.

A new favorite series of mine. Imma gonna keep the eye out for dem.

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