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Publisher's Summary

This is the book nudists, Vegas, and the Amish don't want you to hear.
It's rude, crude, and full of attitude....
Steven never thought he'd wake up on a pool table beside a nudist beauty queen. But, since he caught his longtime girlfriend cheating on him with a porta-potty salesman the night they were supposed to move to California together, Steven has gone buck wild. From redneck regatta to small talk with a sword swallower, cougar bait to hipster heartland hunk, Steven and Trevor have embarked on the cross country spring break road trip that Steven's girlfriend never let him take in college.
©2015 Michael Brian (P)2015 Michael Brian
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By Darren on 06-24-16

Craig T Adams is a Star

I have listened to this book 5 times now I really like the characters bravo!

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By Greg on 11-04-15

not my road trip

I got this book thinking it was something different. I would have stopped listening after the first chapter if not for the narrator. As I drive a lot, I need a reader that makes it sound like it does in my head, when I'm reading. As for the story? It sounds like a guy that read a book of cliches and tried to put every one in this book. The only reason I'm giving this book a 3, is due to the narrator making it enjoyable. I would like to hear more books from him.

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