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At Long Last... Whoopee!
She wasn't bad looking, but she was just not in Vanessa's class. She had a warm smile and was a little thicker than Clyde preferred, but what the hell? Back in Cleveland she would be a ten! Clyde took her by the hand to the bed, sat her down and sat next to her. Without much further ado, he began to undress her. She seemed a little surprised by his directness. Clyde noticed her discomfort and it bothered him a little. This was his first experience ever with a prostitute. How was he supposed to know the protocol? But he told himself, "I paid for this, and she's the pro here. She must have dealt with a lot worse than this. I'll just slow down a little."
Whether it was because he slowed down a little, or she didn't really mind, she eventually warmed up and seemed to be enjoying herself. Once they had gotten down to business, Clyde found himself finishing embarrassingly early. This hadn't happened to him since the early days of his marriage. But the girl didn't seem to mind at all, and just cuddled up next to him and played with his chest hair.
If it had been over a decade since he had come too soon, it had been at least that long since he was ready to go again in a half hour, as he was now.
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By doug on 01-07-15
What would have made Clueless Clyde in Costa Rica better?
Just as Clyde's life
What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?
Read appropriately with inflection.... without the narrator, I would not have made it 30 minutes
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
if you want to know what bars to go to in CR for prostitutes