• Christmas Kitsch

  • By: Amy Lane
  • Narrated by: Nick J. Russo
  • Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 12-08-15
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Riptide Publishing
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars 4.7 (150 ratings)

Regular price: $19.95

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Publisher's Summary

Sometimes the best thing you can get for Christmas is knowing what you really want.
Rusty Baker is a blond, rich, entitled football player in a high school full of them - just the type of oblivious jock all the bullied kids hate. And he might have stayed that way except he develops a friendship with out-and-proud Oliver Campbell from the wrong side of the tracks. Rusty thinks the friendship is just pity - Oliver is very bright, and Rusty is very not - but then Oliver kisses him good-bye when Rusty leaves for college, and Rusty is forced to rethink everything he knows about himself.
But even Rusty's newfound awareness can't help him survive a semester at Berkeley. He returns home for Thanksgiving break clinging to the one thing he knows to be true: Oliver Campbell is the best thing that's ever happened to him.
Rusty's parents disagree, and Rusty finds himself homeless for the holidays. Oliver may not have much money, but he's got something Rusty has never known: true family. With their help and Oliver's love, Rusty comes to realize that he may have failed college, but he'll pass real life with flying rainbow colors.
©2013 Amy Lane (P)2015 Riptide Publishing
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5 out of 5 stars
By Belen on 12-18-15

5+ I-loved-every-word Stars!

What about Nick J. Russo’s performance did you like?

Nick J. Russo knocked this out of the park! I mean full on bases loaded, bottom of the ninth, World Series HOME RUN!

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Christmas Kitsch is one of my all time favorites stories. It wormed it's way so easily into my heart that I know I am forever changed by it. I loved every word.

Yes, the characters are young, around 18, and I suppose it's technically a Young Adult/New Adult novel, but don't let that put you off! This is Amy Lane, people. This author has a knack of taking the norm and setting in on it's ear...then pouring in all the love, emotion and feels in the world.

Rusty is a sweet kid, albeit with more heart than brains, who lives in a very cookie cutter white on white world with not much affection. The story is told entirely from Rusty's first person point of view and begins with Rusty telling the reader about how he's been kicked out of his home just before Thanksgiving, but he doesn't, and couldn't, blame Oliver.

Rusty then begins his story of when Oliver, a Hispanic openly gay boy (which is a pretty big anomaly in this little white suburban town) shows up in his English Literature class their senior year of high school and of Rusty's instant fascination.

This is all about friendship, love, family, and home.

Even the at my most hard-hearted I laugh, cry, rage, and feel my little heart grow three sizes.

This is a story of two boys who fit together like pieces of a puzzle. It's about family - the one you're born into, and the one you choose. It's about growing up and finding out who you are and who you're meant to be with and all the mess that life can throw your way.

I cannot convey how much I love this story and these characters...

Nick J. Russo knocked this out of the park! I mean full on bases loaded, bottom of the ninth, World Series HOME RUN!

He made me absolutely fall in love with these characters even more than I was already, which I thought was an impossibility. But, no, Nick J. Russo did it. I love these boys so much.

If you love audio, or you love this story and want to give audio a shot, this is the one, folks. Add this to your collection, because it's the kind of perfection that doesn't come around often.


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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By Morgan A Skye on 04-19-16

One of my all time favorites from both Amy & Nick

Rusty is a “nice boy”. Tries hard, plays football, dates girls… but he’s not the “quickest”. He can eventually figure things out – given enough time- but he takes awhile to get there.
Good manners and a fascination for the new kid – chocolate to Rusty’s vanilla – prompts Rusty to befriend snarky, openly gay, Hispanic and funny Oliver. Oliver can hold his own with Rusty’s “friends” but it’s Rusty who becomes Oliver’s best friend in the last year of high school.
When it comes time for Rusty to go to Berkley, where he just knows he’s going to fail, Oliver does all he can to assure him that he’ll be there for him and that he knows Rusty won’t get lost in the shuffle. And… he kisses Rusty – telling him to just “think about it”.
Rusty is left at Berkley- lost, scared, trapped with a crazy but warm-hearted-hyper-sexual-roommate (Rex), and the memory of Oliver’s kiss to make him question…everything.
When it becomes apparent that Rusty is in fact not ready for Berkley – though he tries damn hard – he is ready for Oliver and knows that Oliver is more than just his best friend. Rusty goes home for Thanksgiving and is greeted by Oliver and kisses. His family witnesses this and kicks Rusty out of the house.
Luckily, Oliver’s family is there to help Rusty pick up the pieces and get him set up. What follows, is Rusty’s jump into the deep end of adulthood and his navigation of his first real relationship that also happens to be his first gay relationship.
Oliver’s impatience and love both help and hinder him in this process, but the underlying support he and his dad offer Rusty give him the strength to grow into the man he needs to become.
After Gambling Men, this is my favorite Amy Lane book. It is sweet, funny, tender, lightly sexy and really wonderful.
Rusty’s character is so open and honest as is Oliver. I love that the two have constant communication about their feelings, but even so, still manage to run into trouble because relationships are hard! Oliver just can’t understand Rusty’s reluctance to have him move in and Rusty just can’t be pressured in to giving Oliver anything but a wonderful home.
Oliver is just smart and snarky enough to ease the saccharine sweetness of Rusty’s goodness and make them a real, fun, and sexy couple.
I loved the interactions with the secondary characters. The role model of Oliver’s dad. The hilarity of the cousins. The hero-worship of Rusty’s sister. And the eventual grace of Rusty’s parents.
I read this book when I need a warm hug on a rainy afternoon and it always makes me feel better.
I can’t recommend it enough.

I have been waiting for this to come out on audio FOREVER! I love Nick Russo so I was psyched to see he narrated this. He does Oliver and his family to PERFECTION! Just a hint of accent with a boatload of attitude! I love his Rex and even his Nicole! He absolutely outshone my expectations and made the wait totally worth it!

Highly recommended!
6 of 5 stars

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5 out of 5 stars
By BevS on 02-22-17

One of my very fave Amy Lane stories...

Brilliant, yet another fantastic narration from Nick J Russo....see Adulting 101, he was perfect for that too. He just nails it!!

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