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Candy

By: Terry Southern,Mason Hoffenberg
Narrated by: Mason Hoffenberg
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Publisher's summary

Come with Candy on her hilarious misadventures in this classic, raunchy comic fantasy. Beautiful, innocent, and generous to a fault, she's thrust into an outrageous world of debauched lechers and dirty old men. Can Candy close the gap between people by giving fully and satisfying their sizeable needs?

Only the author of The Magic Christian and the screenplays for Dr. Strangelove and Easy Rider could have created this irreverent, wildly funny, and notorious satire on pornography.

©1958 Terry Southern and Mason Hoffenberg (P)1989, 2017 Dove Books-On-Tape / Phoenix Books
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  • Categories: Erotica

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Sex with underage girls

The write up of this book says its supposed to be humorous and witty ride. I found it to be a soft porn detailing a girls first time with her incestuous uncle and a trusted educator. Icky.

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Disappointing

The poor narration by the author ruined the book. Don't waste your time or money.

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Worst reading performance ever

I don’t care if you’re the author should’ve gotten somebody else to read the book. I couldn’t even get through it it was so bad. Shame too.

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Can't hear it

Can't finish it, the audio recording is very bad quality. Idk about the story because it's so hard to discern what the narrator is saying.

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