Braineater Jones

  • by Stephen Kozeniewski
  • Narrated by Steve Rimpici
  • 5 hrs and 55 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Braineater Jones wakes up face down in a swimming pool with no memory of his former life, how he died, or why he's now a zombie. With a smart-aleck severed head as a partner, Jones descends into the undead ghetto to solve his own murder. But Jones' investigation is complicated by his crippling addiction to human flesh. Like all walking corpses, he discovers that only a stiff drink can soothe his cravings.
Unfortunately, finding liquor during Prohibition is costly and dangerous. From his Mason jar, the cantankerous Old Man rules the only speakeasy in the city that caters to the postmortem crowd. As the booze, blood, and clues coagulate, Jones gets closer to discovering the identity of his killer and the secrets behind the city's stranglehold on liquid spirits. Death couldn't stop him, but if the liquor dries up, the entire city will be plunged into an orgy of cannibalism. Cracking this case is a tall order. Braineater Jones won't get out alive, but if he plays his cards right, he might manage to salvage the last scraps of his humanity.


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I really hope there's going to be more.

First, JUST LOOK at that cover! So many covers do not tell the story of what is inside the pages, even though a picture is supposed to be worth 1,000 words. Yeah, right. They always fail. This one? Epic job at bringing to mind what the book is going to be about.

Second, think The Walking Dead meets Jim Butcher. Gritty, intense, hilarious at times but gruesome always! Being a mystery I was curious if I would truly be able to enjoy it but with this kind of lead character and his snarkiness, I could not NOT enjoy it. (yes double negative equals a positive!)

The narrator's voice lent to a perfect rendition of what I imagine Jones would actually be like. His voice, deep and raspy, helped to propel my mind into a different and somewhat crazy world. It sounded amazing. Sadly, for some reason the quality wasn't all that great but the story and the essence was all able to come through just fine, it was just a rough quality at times.

This is the second book that I've read of Stephen's and I have to say, I love his work. It's intense and there is no pulling punches with the gore that is in his stuff. He's laying it all out there but the gore isn't just for the sake of having gore. It matches the story very well.

Now for the last part... yes, this is about zombies (sort of I guess) but it's a hugely different take on zombies. It's intriguing to say the least. I loved listening to this (again Steve Rimpici is amazing) but this is one book where I think I would have enjoyed it just as much if I had read it. Although, as I'm typing that I already have the feeling that I would miss Steve's gravelly voice.

I really hope there's going to be more.

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Leave your zombie prejudices at home

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

The author has created a world that is absurd and dark. If you like the noir genre and enjoy all things zombie then this is right up your alley.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Braineater Jones?

The zombie brothel. Use your imagination.

What about Steve Rimpici’s performance did you like?

His accent was perfect for the stereotypical noir hard boiled PI. And his voices for the Boss and his minion were bang on.

Who was the most memorable character of Braineater Jones and why?

Aside from Jones obviously... "The Head" was awesome! But that Kumarie! She was such a bitch! And by the time her crazy became obvious it was just a little too late...

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- Kenna

Book Details

  • Release Date: 03-06-2014
  • Publisher: Red Adept Publishing, LLC