• Apocalypticon

  • By: Clayton Smith
  • Narrated by: Patrick Lawlor
  • Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release date: 12-15-16
  • Language: English
  • Publisher: Tantor Audio
  • 4 out of 5 stars 4.0 (61 ratings)

Regular price: $31.49

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Publisher's Summary

Three years have passed since the Jamaicans caused the apocalypse, and things in post-Armageddon Chicago have settled into a new kind of normal. Unfortunately, that "normal" includes collapsing skyscrapers, bands of bloodthirsty maniacs, and a dwindling cache of survival supplies. After watching his family, friends, and most of the non-sadistic elements of society crumble around him, Patrick decides it's time to cross one last item off his bucket list. He's going to Disney World.
This hilarious, heartfelt, gut-wrenching odyssey through post-apocalyptic America is a pilgrimage peppered with peril, as fellow survivors Patrick and Ben encounter a slew of odd characters, from zombie politicians and deranged survivalists to a milky-eyed oracle who doesn't have a lot of good news. Plus, it looks like Patrick may be hiding the real reason for their mission to the Magic Kingdom.
©2014 Clayton Smith (P)2016 Tantor
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5 out of 5 stars
By Sean Dustman on 12-21-16

Fans of John Dies in the End, Zombieland

The Jamaicans have caused the world and one of the two heroes of this story, Patrick has decided that he was wanted to make that trip he had always planned to Disney World from Chicago and take his trusty sidekick Ben along for the journey.

Something that isn't mentioned anywhere in the book, everybody has their own flavor of craziness. The book is a travel journal funny, sad and full of dark humor interspaced with pop culture references in brought about in ways that are unexpected. Barry Bonds makes a great cameo which I totally agree with.

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4 out of 5 stars
By mysti5000 on 08-23-17

more for young man than middle aged woman.

did make me laugh out loud on several occasions. ok story. I think I know young men like these two. narrator very good with voices.

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5 out of 5 stars
By Amazon Customer on 03-16-17

Loved It!

Absolutely loved this book!
The narrator did an excellent job of bringing these the author's brilliant story to life, probably gunna listen again....and again...

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