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Publisher's Summary

Aaron is not a man on a hero's journey. In the question of fight or flight, he'll choose flight every time. So when a car accident leaves him suddenly asymmetrical, his left arm amputated, looking on the bright side just isn't something he's equipped to do.
Forced to return to his boyhood home to recuperate, Aaron is confronted with an aging father (a former Olympic biathlete turned hoarder), a mother who's chosen to live in a yurt with a fireman 12 years her junior, and a well-meaning sister whose insufferable husband proves love isn't just blind but also painfully stupid.
As Aaron tries to make the world around him disappear in a haze of Vicodin and medical marijuana, the only true joy in his life comes from daily 90-second radio spots of fun science facts: the speed of falling raindrops, batteries made out of starfish, and sexual responses triggered by ringtones - all told in the lush, disembodied voice of commentator Sunny Lee, with whom he falls helplessly, ridiculously in love.
Aaron's obsession with Sunny only hastens his downward spiral, like pouring accelerant on a fire. Pressured to do something - anything - to move his life forward, he takes the only job he can get. As a "fish counter" at the nearby dam, he concludes that an act of violent sacrifice to liberate the river might be his best, final option.
©2016 Ken Pisani (P)2016 Macmillan Audio
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Critic Reviews

"Complete with painfully wry observations and delightfully caustic wit, this novel is a gritty exploration of what it's like to feel incomplete in the world. All five fingers up for this bitterly satisfying tale." ( Kirkus Reviews)
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5 out of 5 stars
By Linda J on 05-08-18

Amp'd relieved my daily road rage.

I reserve audiobooks for my work commute (which consistently makes me road-ragey) and with Amp'd on cue, I looked forward to that miserable drive every. damn. day. Ken Pisani wrote a brilliant story that completely sucked me in...and Ari Fliakos is at the absolute top of narrators I could listen to ALL. DAY. Seriously, do yourself a favor and download this ASAP...it just may make you enjoy getting stuck in traffic!

And Mr. Pisani. Your audience is impatiently waiting for your next work. Giddyup.

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4 of 4 people found this review helpful

5 out of 5 stars
By Sekai on 12-11-17

Awesome!

Funny!! Cool!! Cute!!! Optimistic with just the right amount of Satire!! And an alligator! Awesome!

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3 of 3 people found this review helpful

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