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Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.
Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.
No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.
Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!
Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.
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By Amazon Customer on 02-04-13
Female lead too stupid to live
What would have made A Girl's Guide to Vampires better?
A smarter, more mature female lead. I read/listened to some immature, idiotic female characters before but Joy takes the cake.
Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Karen White?
Emma Galvin or Kristine Hvam. They're both awesome.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
It was a fun story.
Any additional comments?
The best friend Roxy was also really annoying.
8 of 10 people found this review helpful