Three Wrong Turns in the Desert : Have Body, Will Guard

  • by Neil Plakcy
  • Narrated by Stan Jenson
  • Series: Have Body, Will Guard
  • 7 hrs and 49 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

From the moment he sees handsome Liam McCullough showering naked behind a Tunisian bar, ESL teacher Aidan Greene wants to screw the sexy bodyguard. At first, though, a dead courier and beefy hired thugs get in the way. But Liam soon convinces him - with wiles and smiles and solid logic - to join him on a race across the desert for a rendezvous with a Tuareg tribe at a remote oasis. Then nothing can stop them from getting naked and getting it on.
Together they explore the passion Liam hid from as a closeted Navy SEAL, and the love Aidan's missed after his longterm boyfriend kicked him to the curb.
From the back of a motorcycle to a Turkish bath to a remote dune in the desert, these two Romeos find ways to bring each other to the heights of pleasure. So what if they're carrying the password to a million-dollar Swiss bank account and being chased by Libyan intelligence agents determined to stop them at all costs? Love and lust fuel their passion and not even three wrong turns in the desert will keep them from surviving this adventure alive - and together.
Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and male/male sexual practices.


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Average at best

Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Stan Jenson?

Yes! Sean Crisden, Jack LeFleur, Paul Morey or Charlie David. All excellent narrators. Even Jeff Gelder who I had once thought I could barely tolerate. After listening to the audio snippet they give you, I decided to look for another book. But then I came back because I truly was intrigued by the premise and thought I may get used to the narrator. I was wrong. It is not just that he doesn't have the voice for a hot romance novel, though he doesn't (his voices for the two different protagonists are laughable) it's the fact that he just sounds so old. So when the sex scenes come about, I was positively disturbed. Having an old man talk about lube, dicks and come are not my idea of a fun time. But to each their own.

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Any additional comments?

The premise was good however the execution was sub-par. Unfortunately the writing is more akin to those who write fan-fiction online than a published author.

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- Boys like Boys

Enjoyed the plot!

Although M/M is not my main genre, I find that I do enjoy the Mahu series, so thought I would take a chance on this one. I enjoyed the plot and the action, including the story. But, Mahu is still my favorite! Great job.
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- Amazon Customer

Book Details

  • Release Date: 08-27-2013
  • Publisher: Neil Plakcy