• by S. L. Jennings
  • Narrated by Sean Crisden
  • 6 hrs and 29 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook

Publisher's Summary

Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck. Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot.
If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now... who's first?
Contains mature themes.


What the Critics Say

"I loved the unpredictability of this book... The fact that I never saw any of the story coming made me a hundred different shades of giddy." (True Story Book Blog)


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Customer Reviews

Most Helpful

Sean Crisden narrated it

Seriously I purchased because Mr Crisden narrated it and he is awesome . the story itself was OK but the narration made it bearable.
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- Gillian1913 "I'm an avid reader and now I'm in love with enjoying a great narrator bringing a story alive with passion and enthusiasm."

sooo hot

What did you love best about Taint?

Everything but especially the plot....awesome premise.

What other book might you compare Taint to and why?

I don't think there is a good comparison, this one was different from the hundreds of other books I've read. It did have a christina lauren feel to it from the great humor.

Have you listened to any of Sean Crisden’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

I love love love sean crisden! As always a great job.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Extreme is an understatement. It had me laughing out loud as well as sighing with hope.

Any additional comments?

Great listen. Completely worth the credit or the money and would listen again and again. It was so hard to put it down because I was sucked in so completely that I literally got nothing done until I finished it.

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- krystle

Book Details

  • Release Date: 02-24-2015
  • Publisher: Tantor Audio